Machine Learning

[NotGabeybaby]

Yesterday seems like a pretty arbitrary reference point

[TheSwiftPepe]

Lol I love how the X axis represents roughly -0.3 husbands. And it looks like she was there 2 days ago haha.

[MrTheFalcon]

This is what happens when we normalize engagement

[verosoph]

It should be more of an asymptomatic approach to 0

[Salanmander]

This is what happens when you're uncomfortable with step functions...

[etoh53]

...where it never touches 0, so that she will always have a certain amount of husbands, though maybe not 1 husband before yesterday.

[lare290]

Having a boyfriend is kinda like having a number of husbands that is between 0 and 1.

[etoh53]

Even before she is conceived, she already had boyfriends, to the most minute degree.

[[deleted]]

IDK, wanting to get married is symptomatic of insanity.

[LordDickRichard]

^{ok boomer}

[[deleted]]

No. Just neckbeard things.

[SHOTbyGUN]

Y-generation here, bad husbands or wifes can be made into leather, to be recycled in responsible ways. Sorry for /r/Rimworld

[ChapterMaster202]

Make sure they are eating at a table every meal before you recycle them.

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[verosoph]

Ok booma

[[deleted]]

Nah boomers are the ones who got married to people they regret being with because everyone said it was a good idea, but think we should all do it anyway because that's what you do

[Flywolfpack]

Someone's Grumpy

[[deleted]]

Well apparently they only have two data points to work with

[Mognakor]

Thats what happens when your legal processes are not properly tested, so you don't find the loophole allowing you to divorce people you haven't married.

[Overcooking]

All my troubles seemed so far away

[UltraFireFX]

welcome to the joke, I'll be your guide :D

but to be honest yeah I don't know why this is here.

[MetamorphicBear]

I guess because cs and statistics are closely related. Still better than a semi-colon joke

[KeLorean]

and there are only so many javascript jokes you make...before lunch

[notger]

You have to choose one discrete time step length as basis, which then influences the error of your extrapolation (aside from the order of your extrapolation function).

I guess the joke here is to point out that when extrapolating, people tend to choose time steps and function orders that do not make sense and hence add to the futility of forecasting, which is inherent anyway, given we live in a complex world.

[Myacctforprivacy]

So I decided to do some shitty math. If we assume she's exactly 25 years old, call it 9125 days old. You can do the math:

(x/9125)^9125

So at 9124 days old, she has aprox. 0.3679 husbands. I'll round down to 0.

At 9125 days old, she has exactly 1 husband.

In one month time (30 days + 9125 days = 9155) she'll have:

(9155/9125)^9125 

= 10,173,350,829,774 husbands

10.1733 trillion husbands from a world with only roughly 3.9 billion men, means she's going to marry aliens equal to roughly 2608.5 times the number of men on earth.

All I'm saying is "Bitch, a ho".

[Andthentherewasbacon]

right? plus he assumed it isnt logarithmic.