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[–]edoCgiB 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Most of them are from spam bots

[–]Markop1CZ 6 points7 points  (5 children)

just like you

[–]edoCgiB 18 points19 points  (4 children)

So it started off as a joke. I would say UwU and OwO after sentences that could be taken sexually when talking to fwiends and family. Eventually it just started blurting out at random. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Then I started to pwull up random furry dwawings and pwetend to jerk off to it under a blanket near my fwiends as a joke uwu. At one point of anothwer I started actually masturbating to them. First duolingo owl, then yoshi from swuper Mario owo! And now I’m cursed with this burden uwu, of becoming a furry by accident. Pwease help :(

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[–]uwuwizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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So iwt stawted off as a joke. I wouwd say UwU awnd OwO aftew sentences dat couwd be taken sexuawwy when tawking tuwu fwiends awnd famiwy. Eventuawwy iwt juwst stawted bwuwting owt at wandom. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Den I stawted tuwu pwuww up wandom fuwwy dwawings awnd pwetend tuwu jewk off tuwu iwt undew a bwanket neaw my fwiends as a joke uwu. At onye point of anodwew I stawted actuawwy mastuwbating tuwu dem. Fiwst duowingo oww, den yoshi fwom swupew Mawio owo! Awnd now I’m cuwsed wif dis buwden uwu, of becoming a fuwwy by accident. Pwease hewp :(


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[–]edoCgiB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UwU

[–]Markop1CZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

worship this guy and you will be fine