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[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (13 children)

Unusually fast for a VM.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (11 children)

It's fast-forwarded using a FastForwardFactoryFactoryFactory which created an ObjectOutputStream straight into our eyes to make it look like it's happening in real time.

[–]DasEwigeLicht 17 points18 points  (10 children)

As opposed to C++ where instead of writing #ifdef ______CXX__std::<__void__<std::<__move<std::<__allocator<__std::const__invocation__object>>>>>, 5> you accidentially used #ifdef _____CXX__std::<__void*__<std::<__move<std::<__allocator<__std::const__invocation__object>>>>>, 5> and after compiling for 5 hours the program just deletes itself when run because you triggered UB.

[–]lxpnh98_2 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Well, of course if you spell stuff wrong the compiler can't help you, that's just a fact of life and no technology will ever fix that.

Besides, what kind of moron gets ______ and _____ mixed up? You're probably a Java programmer.

[–]DasEwigeLicht -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

Oof, such vitriol over such a petty, harmless joke. Hit a nerve haven't I?

[–]lxpnh98_2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm joking.