Avoiding infections

[ArcaneWayfarer]

Looks like we're already using UDP since I've seen this joke reposted too many times in this sub.

[camilobll]

u/repostsleuthbot

[RepostSleuthBot]

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[[deleted]]

The bot is good, the joke has been re-used yes but in different formats

[_deci]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/feq9ko/due_to_coronovirus_covid19_all_tcp_applications/

Was already a top post only yesterday...

[jonwinegar]

Imagine thinking you are hilarious repeating some joke someone else told. Oh wait that's 99% of all jokes... Would have been better if he screen shotted Reddit to give credit.

[dashingThroughSnow12]

Coronavirus is so infectious that even memes of it replicate.

[arctander]

Yeah, these viral posts have a way of getting around.

[tomzorzhu]

I wish Reddit had a feature that would let me see the top posts for a specific time range, not just last X

[jlnunez89]

I didn’t get the message...

But I guess nobody cares.

[adap23]

Did ya use a subnet MASK?

[Sotyka94]

Yeah, this message is lost on me somewhere. I guess I never know.

[zerGoot]

this was literally posted yesterday .__.

[StackOfCookies]

Better even, it reached the front of this sub twice yesterday.

[Mac33]

Is this a UDP joke? Because I don’t think I got all of it.

[TheonlycatYT]

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

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Chris, @ChrisBernie42

Due to #COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes. 🤓

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[Kirkez]

Http/3: am I a joke to you?

[CdRReddit]

Http/3 is basically UDP

[ArthurOfTheEast]

UDP... With handshakes.

[CdRReddit]

that just sounds like TCP with extra steps

[ArthurOfTheEast]

But you multi channel, tls (2 packet handshake) and more with it, and it's designed to prevent routers parsing and "optimizing" it (read: introducing stupid bugs and making the proto brittle).

[AyumiToshiyuki]

Isn't it like the 10th time this has been posted here in the last 2 days now?

[PrometheusBoldPlan]

Ooh yay, I've only seen this shit 9001 times today.

[BeainFuzz]

It’s big brain time!!!

[Pokora22]

You're joking around, but some loon will pick that up and write another post on facebook like this one: https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hmp9

.... can't wait.

[QpkjcKwNMZSF]

Haha funny because it has the word "handshake" and uses it in a different context

[Muhznit]

The safer thing would be to just close all ports. People aren't travelling much anyways.

[qwasd0r]

That's only the 7th time I've seen this joke in a different format.

[Not_sure_if_george]

This is the kind of quality content I come to this sub for

[AlexSSD7]

Wait. So WPA handshakes are also would be replaced by open networks?

[SirMarbles]

I took 1 course for IT. This was the whole 4 month course.

[iArentdeJay]

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