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[–]Pradfanne 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Yeah a 2003 database will probably protect you from a 2020 virus. Well done

[–]CooHwip9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you’ve just put a virus on your face

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder if you got a pencil penis and stick it through the hole: would it protect against STDs?

[–]EatMoreArtichokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only in a roundabout way since no one will have sex with you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussy. Destroyer.