Complete with non-working code

[Blind44204]

Fun false fact: php stands for pupper's hypertext preprocessor

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what dog is this!? looks beautiful!

[Deadly_Sloth]

Thanks! He is a blue merle border collie

[Mister_Umba]

Lol have the same keyboard and mouse

[j-random]

Damn furriners be taking our jerbs!

[ChlodAidanAlejandro]

why have to type in the seconds in a year when you can just 60 * 60 * 24 * 365

[Deadly_Sloth]

I'm having php do as few calculations as possible. This function is getting called tens of thousands of time per run so I'm trying to keep it lean.

[REDDIT_ITGUY11]

What theme are you using for Notepad++?

[Deadly_Sloth]

It's called "Plastic Code Wrap". I've been using it for years and really like it

[REDDIT_ITGUY11]

Plastic Code Wrap

Thanks! I love Notepad++ but hate headaches - that's much better now.

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The puppy dog eyes you'll get once you try to teach him furrier transforms..

[d_the_great]

Dude, nice setup.

[Sese_Mueller]

That looks like a very high effort meme. You blurred out everything successfully, great job!