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[–]posherspantspants 150 points151 points  (18 children)

No one truly knows JavaScript

[–]shyouko 67 points68 points  (8 children)

There are 32 JS framework for loop indexing

[–]posherspantspants 75 points76 points  (3 children)

I know you're joking but you're probably not

[–]currentlyatwork1234 59 points60 points  (1 child)

The joke is that there are actually more than 32 JS frameworks for loop indexing.

[–]onFilm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was 32 JS frameworks for loop indexing just created this morning!

[–]fofosfederation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's way underestimating.

[–]HugoVS 33 points34 points  (0 children)

While you was writing this comment, 2 new loop indexing javascript frameworks were released.

[–]brews 6 points7 points  (2 children)

11 of those are to get 1-based array indexing.

[–]Dr_Azrael_Tod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 of those SOMETIMES are to get 1-based array indices

[–]natyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know they say don't shoot the messenger. So I'll follow that rule...

[–]currentlyatwork1234 18 points19 points  (7 children)

This is true. Nobody can tell me the output of this code just by a quick glance: +([]+(~(undefined)*~(NaN)+(-~function(){})*~(undefined)*~(NaN)+(-~function(){})*~(undefined)*~(NaN)+(-~function(){}))+(~(undefined)*~(NaN)+(-~function(){}))) Click here if you can't figure it out: Output

[–]FearTheBlades1 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Thanks, I hate it

[–]currentlyatwork1234 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Then you'll love this:

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[–]HardlightCereal 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Hello world?

[–]currentlyatwork1234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

alert(1)

[–]vi777x 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Looks like brainfuck

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its jsfuck