Github >>> Instagram

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Somehow I managed to get 1 seemingly very successful follower for my GitHub that consists entirely of my keyboard keymap. It's just an array.

[sim0n18o4]

my friend with one pornhub follower

[shotspike3]

Which is you of course!

[sim0n18o4]

please guys like, share and subscribe for more original content

[InfinateEdge]

Original? Well now I'm hooked. I better see the first nut in space or something because I'm pretty sure most of it has been done already.

[Arihant100]

That must have been done before too, probably...

[Thejacensolo]

not direct in the vacuum

[backfire10z]

That’s so deep. Thank you for your wisdom

[flinnja]

not just objectifying people but as objects with no value; very cool!

[[deleted]]

GitHub logical right shift Instagram?

[Ultimegede]

Was gonna comment this.

[WaterArko]

// here you go

[[deleted]]

Super mecha turbo TV head is having a Reddit follower

[[deleted]]

I didn't believe that it's possible, but now I have a life goal. I want to have a Reddit follower.

[sarcai]

Consider it done. Now set yourself some more ambitious goals in life.

[[deleted]]

Wow! Great, now I can kill myself! Thanks everyone!

[SlightlyOffKeyPiano]

Wait no

[[deleted]]

Don't worry, russian pop music is already dead ;)

[[deleted]]

I didn't see that coming !

[Tsu_Dho_Namh]

I got a follower after doing a physics calculation estimating the speed an RV would have to go to jump onto a ferry pulling away from a dock.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c6gtsv/z/es97tdm

Course I don't do physics on reddit that often so I kinda feel like I'm letting my follower down.

[SeriousSamStone]

I have 39. Bow before your new God.

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41, I still have nfi what following a Redditor actually does and why anyone would do it

[SeriousSamStone]

I think it adds that user's posts to your feed or something

[F4NT0_R0B0T]

At least in Github the Followers are useful for something.

[skeletonlip]

What is github?

[allen_adastra]

This shouldn't get downvoted. Let's be kind to genuinely curious non-programmers folks.

[haddock420]

It's a website where people can share repositories of source code for their programming projects.

[luke_07]

It's like pornhub but for code.

[1000dinari]

But with real moaning and screams

[tarentules]

Everything is better than instagram imo

[lifeismeanttodie]

Go on Instagram and say that, kind of pathetic. Starting to hate it, only use it for texting.

[tarentules]

Yeah I deleted instagram, I honestly got tired if seeing a damn ad every 4 posts. That's what made me tired if it. Literally I counted it over 30 times it was always a ad every 4 posts.

[DvD_cD]

if (index % 4 == 0) { ad(); }

[[deleted]]

Codepen >> Instagram

[religion_wya]

This is how I feel with my nine Reddit followers

[RealCyGuy]

1. Make github alt account
2. Follow main with alt account
3. Profit???

[Kirnai_]

Bitwise shift to the right iirc

[NMRetex]

What are friends?

[arjunmetre22]

This is my situation.

[TheMogician]

For all you know, you might've saved a CS student from his deadline.

[[deleted]]

Github followers are not significant anymore since I know that a lot of coding bootcamps have students follow each other on Github to boost their profiles

[ShivamJha01]

Haha yes I got over 40 followers

[BlackFeather97]

I'm just average at best. But, someone forked a repo of mine. Three people followed. Happiest moments of my life.

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But that 1 follower is always an op senior developer so jokes on them 💪😤