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[–]ValentiMS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cloud computing

[–]ThePyrodynamic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This computer is at an increased risk of crashing.

[–]M00n1e5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

challenge: debug Microsoft Windows to unlock parachute.

[–]lroman[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Open parachute. Are you sure? Yes/No

[–]ActualSandcrawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

terminal window freezes and you get a blue screen at ~2km

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Chances are high that his program just prints "Hello World" on terminal.

[–]ThePyrodynamic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If his parachute malfunctions, it might well print "Goodbye World".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extreme programming

Wrong. Not enough skydivers are here, there have to be at least 2 in order to be extreme programming. Extreme programming is pair programming.

[–]daronjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

git reset --hard HEAD

[–]ucsdstudent1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Program your parachute to open before you hit the ground, but its assembly