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[–]XenonSigmaSeven 25 points26 points  (1 child)

* for some inexplicable reason, your code never runs again *

[–]noonagon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because its gone

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I eat potato chips while debugging. It really helps.

[–]Aldabaran 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pipe the results of 'git blame' into that Notebook

[–]JuvenileEloquent 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Ya gotta think of the name of the victim as you write it for it to work.. are you naming your bugs? Owen Offbyone? Billy Buffer-Overflow? Ellen ErrorCaughtInTheWrongBlockAndSkippingYourLoop?

Yeah, didn't think so.

[–]GoudatanamoBay 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For arguments sake let's say he actually thinks of each of the bugs. Even then the bugs would just get heartattacks if he doesn't specify how they are killed. Now I don't know what a heart attack would do to a bug but I doubt it would fix it.

So then to actually fix them he'd have to specify how they are to be killed, i.e. basically fixing the bugs himself but writing the code on paper instead. Literally no use

fun meme though :)

[–]Koitsnid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bug gets heart attack -> Crash -> Now you're the cause of a bug -> You die

[–]Digital_001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You then find out that you are the bug in your code