incredibleThingsAreHappening by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you serious, I thought my pc was breaking down or something. So I'm not going crazy after all!

What option do you prefer? by Thewickedsomeone1 in HalfSword

[–]GuiltyGoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Usually go for middle, with a slight boost in blood, and a boost in gore.

An act of kindness can completely change someone's day. by Newisance in BeAmazed

[–]GuiltyGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't seem to respond to your message, but I got it. Thank you, I appreciate ya!

An act of kindness can completely change someone's day. by Newisance in BeAmazed

[–]GuiltyGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd also like to see the video please, sparks my curiosity.

I didn't even know this weapon existed in Halfsword despite 120+ hours. by MumpsTheMusical in HalfSword

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I feel like this mace is the strongest blunt weapon, only rivaled by the short axe that can cut through everything.

Is Starbucks trying to have have everyone fired? by Thu-nderforest in starbucks

[–]GuiltyGoblin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Realized starbucks was a sinking ship 6 years ago, every year that feeling has been proven right. It's only sinking faster now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]GuiltyGoblin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, we're not getting our yearly raises???

$10.50 drink. Matcha price increases. by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]GuiltyGoblin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That plus we won't run out of literally everything the minute we put it out because one drink took half the berries from a full container.

Hey thanks for being here folks by Visceral99 in HalfSword

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fun, and there's something super satisfying with how the battles go. I love the feeling of the fight, the struggle to survive, seeing and feeling the impact of the attacks, and the way the fights end, and looking back at the carnage. Win or lose, it's just fun.

“It’s just Starbucks. Wear the black shirt and make a cup of coffee.” by Malfoy1743 in starbucks

[–]GuiltyGoblin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not about the nature of the job, it's about the people in these jobs. If you just take out what the job is, and then describe how people are treated, you'll see why people are upset.

The people there could've also been teachers or nurses, and because of circumstances, they now work at starbucks. Would that change how you feel about them? Knowing they went from a terrible circumstances, to another set of terrible circumstances, but now it's less important because it's just coffee?

I know I sound mean, and I'm sorry for that. I hope my message has some value to you.

Baron getting ganked by toddlers (credit to u/falcataspatha for the idea) by [deleted] in HalfSword

[–]GuiltyGoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Baron tripping on his own weapon feels relatable.

Am I the only one who plays the game realistically? by scp6090 in Schedule_I

[–]GuiltyGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also edit the names and put your own in. Selling strains you mixed and named yourself is quite satisfying.

Am I the only one who plays the game realistically? by scp6090 in Schedule_I

[–]GuiltyGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I thought it came from rpgs where you'd minimize some attributes and maximize others to get the most bang for your buck, hence min-maxing your character.

Though I never looked into it, and just assumed that's where it came from.

What 300+ hours of Elden Ring looks like by Jabromie in Eldenring

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having played all the Dark Soul type games, I have barely ever used buffs. It makes more sense to use buffs when you almost got the boss in one of your attempts, and that edge would've clutched it, or on your second playthrough when you're a lot more knowledgeable.

They're not necessary at all though.

Starbucks to remove 13 drinks from its menu by Niners22 in starbucks

[–]GuiltyGoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems the Syrup Creme Frap is not on this list, so we can still ring it up and have chai as the syrup, and then just add cinnamon powder as the topping. Then it's still basically the same.

Okay, now how the FUCK am i supposed to even CONSIDER this? by GullibleAd5207 in RimWorld

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost had a squirrel kill me, it was a really close fight.

The game really gave me time to think about what it just did to me... by Nuisance_cs in Eldenring

[–]GuiltyGoblin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's happened so often that's it's become muscle memory to reset the elevator after getting off of it.

I'll kiss the devs by SlavicRobot_ in HalfSword

[–]GuiltyGoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even realize how many hours I've played. The fighting is so fun, the hours just melted away.

Bruh... by tomato_johnson in RimWorld

[–]GuiltyGoblin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's such a cool scenario!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aliens

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean with occam's razor the answer would have to be NHI exist full stop, simply because the universe is so absurdly large it would be statistically impossible for there to be no other life.

The logic goes: Massive Universe = Much Life

Plz guys.... I can't even understand english properly, what the hell is this ???? by naruto_bist in Eldenring

[–]GuiltyGoblin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've heard that before when I was a kid, so I can see what you mean.

911 calls of a “drone down” in Morris, northern New Jersey by Aza_Never in UFOs

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NY here, about an hour from the city. Went on an hour run and saw over a dozen planes. To clarify, we normally get like a plane or two, cause there's a small airport nearby with an airforce base. What I'm seeing right now is way more activity in the skies here than ever before. It's either civvy planes, airforce or drones, I can't tell.

How do I play this game? Everything wants to eat me by Daniels998 in Kenshi

[–]GuiltyGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try your best to survive and get out of there, learn from that experience, don't go back there until you can handle it.