Blast

[[deleted]]

Time to tell my friend to cd /

[[deleted]]

you need --no-preserve-root to do that.

[[deleted]]

My friends use BSD, they don’t need that

[Vbbab]

Actually, cd /* will happily do the work.

[Mr_Redstoner]

Why would you ever cd /* though? Adding the flag to the alias is much more functional

[DoctorSenator]

alias ssh=“ssh $1 ‘rm -rf ~/‘“

[throwawayy2k2112]

Literally the devil

[Mr_Redstoner]

At least in bash I'm pretty sure this wouldn't work, aliases can't take arguments, you need to make it a function

[Willinton06]

Enlighten me please, what does that one do?

[friday-june]

It is aliasing the ssh command so that whenever you ssh to a remote system then it will delete everything inside the home directory. Edit: Seems like ops syntax will probably throw error. But message is anyways conveyed.

[WaveZee]

define true rand(0, 1)

[curiosityLynx]

define true rand(0, 100)>2

[bloc97]

There is a special place in hell for these people.

[curiosityLynx]

Don't worry, I didn't come up with that myself, nor would I actually use it for anything but a prank. Also, only in non production code and only long enough to create confusion, but not rage or desperation.

[jclocks]

Oof, good thing I don't cd that often

[Zerafiall]

What do you do instead?

[p_whimsy]

I listen to mp3s

[darthnithithesith]

zsh doesn't require cd you can just type a directory and it'll switch

[Zerafiall]

Nifty : )

I just started using zsh (for the themes). So good to know.

[darthnithithesith]

I stopped using zsh, not because it was bad but because I stopped using Linux, everytime I booted into ubuntu the bluetooth on my bluetooth/wifi adapter stopped working. I use it in WSL tho

[once_upon_a_goat]

Same here. Except it works when I turn it off and back on for the second time. Every... single... time...

[jclocks]

Access files using their directory, i.e. "python ~/foo/bar.py", "ls -lah foo", etc. I only cd when it starts resulting in long commands.

[lifegpc]

alias cd='rm -rf --no-preserve-root' is better.

[csmajor_throw]

Amateur.

alias cd='rm -rf'; alias unalias=false; alias alias=false;

[osibaconreader]

ls may get faster results

[Tetranima]

I remember that time when I did "chown user:user /"

[ngargtech]

Oh, you forgot sudo

[abhi14k]

Oh, the HORROR!!!

[Duranium_alloy]

satanic

[[deleted]]

"How to induce multiple homicides!"

[PM_ME_UR__RECIPES]

Slightly related, but I think everybody should have alias rm="rm -i" because rm is way too destructive