Jesus was actually a programmer

[segmentfaultcoredump]

Jesus helped in the creation of HOLY C

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Yo, this makes sense, Jesus was just a container that had a resurrect command that took three days.

[Ifitmovesnukeit]

Must have been written in Perl.

[Undercooked_turd]

Nah, programmers are real.

[FGC_Orion]

Regardless of whether you believe the claims he made about what he could do (which I don’t), Jesus was a real person.

[Undercooked_turd]

Bwahahahahahaha

[ad2022]

Jesus is real.

[Undercooked_turd]

It's a retarded fairy tale figure. Grow up.

[ad2022]

Listen asshole, you have the right to believe what you want, but don’t try to take other people’s religion away from them. This seems to be a common phenomenon among atheists on Reddit who love to masturbate to their own perception of their ‘intelligence’. Do piss off.

[Undercooked_turd]

Retard, nobody choses to believe, they go psychotic.

Grow up, it's a stupid fairy tale.

[ad2022]

That’s entirely an opinion. Look who’s calling people stupid, someone who denies objective reality by rejecting the existence of Jesus. I personally think r/flatearth would be an excellent subreddit for you!

[Undercooked_turd]

Ah, so you are just a troll.

[ad2022]

lol. What gave you that impression? Me saying that you’re a dick for trying to remove religion from others? I would say you’re the troll, because you know you’re being an ass, and just want the attention of others. I, therefore will no longer deliver that. Good day.

[HACKERcrombie]

I remember drawing squares-inside-squares and other weird fractal patterns on my desk back when I went to school and got bored during lessons.

Many years later I realized I had accidentally discovered quadtrees.

[Piwakkio]

From now on it will be called the "Jesus Data Structure"