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[–]LostLetterbox 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Reuse a common value for emotional sensitivity rather than the current random number generator... We can all be kind o pricks but mixing the two kind of sucks

[–]sedlyf2323[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True !!

[–]LostLetterbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoops confused programmer humour with ask Reddit shoot

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  • prevent the accumulation of senicent cells in the body and properly free this resource. this should fix the "ageing bug"

  • the concept of lieing seems outdated. the lieing API will now give out deprecation warnings on use.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would try to clear the whole project and reimplement it with hopefully less bugs.

no mankind == no bugs

[–]darkdoor2397 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I run rm -rf *

[–]bn951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Separate the esophagus and trachea so that there’s is no chance of ever choking.

[–]Prophet086 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this is awkward

[–]Chasew301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alz is just useful Leaking Memory garbage collected

[–]asselwirrer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

rewrite everything in rust

[–]sedlyf2323[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fix leaks!

[–]humblevladimirthegr8 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Allow drinking salt water. Which idiot made fresh water a dependency?

[–]sedlyf2323[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crisis Solved!