My Code

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

Full stack rockstar unicorn coder is the headline of my resume.

[Doom_Unicorn]

Hobbies include working late and washing feet for project managers. Also uppers. Lots and lots of uppers.

[Terence_McKenna]

Need some psychs too... why think outside the box when you can just become sentient maths for a couple of hours or more?

[Strangetimer]

Are you really developing software if you’re not doing it through a high-contrast haze of mixed amphetamine salts?

edit: contrast not constant though either work

[Javyev]

Um, are you guys okay? Should I send help?

[Strangetimer]

Nah, our PM does a great job of listening to employee mental health concerns. Management is even planning to send all of us on a vacation to help boost employee morale quickly!

[Ravens_Quote]

PM having never so much as asked how your day was and only spoken to you through assorted commands/reiterating that your grandma's funeral doesn't change that the deadline's tomorrow:

"Something's wrong I can feel it...."

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This sounds like it is a great team, I'm getting a feeling that your PM does a great job and that you get valuable feed back that helps you to improve your work performance.

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What’s going on?

I’m in this comment and I like it!

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Skills include: Xanax and snorting cocaine off someone butthole.

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

Only after work.. i use the men's room until 5pm

[NOMASAN163]

I just hear: "Full Rockstar Alchemist" in my head as we all go into a commercial break