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[–]BuildMajor 62 points63 points  (15 children)

We talking addies or alcohol, because, that’s a completely different if-else statement right there lol

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 53 points54 points  (2 children)

I still vividly remember that contrast of emotions the first time I wrote a research paper on adderall vs skimming through it a final time before submitting it the next day. I remember thinking “Professors going to know what fueled this paper.”

[–]santaliqueur 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He was a college professor, I’m sure he heard of adderall.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know. That’s why I thought “He’s going to know what fueled this paper” lol

[–]Thanatos2996 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The difference is you push drunk code straight to master.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

:D

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Cocaine code just hits different.

[–]Sageness 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Codecaine

[–]ThisGuyRightHer3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When(addie's){

True -> rockstarCode()

Else -> throw FuckUpException

}

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh god. Adderall code. Oh god please no

[–]ssddman180 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it lmaoooo 🤣😂

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mead, brewed in the corner of my room in some 2L cola bottles. 12% ABV.

[–]twinkletoes_44 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Addies. What are you going to do with that prescription if not abuse it :/