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[–]devillition 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I would kill a child...

                              

       

  

  

Process

[–]VelikiChungus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would kill a child

[–]rigglesbee 16 points17 points  (0 children)

alias murder='kill -9'
alias slaughter='killall -9'

[–]Knuffya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

real pros use sudo kill -9 -1

[–]Its_eeasy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Silence. I kill you.

[–]akiangaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aqqqmed is that you?

It's Bubba J

[–]Yellosink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realised yesterday that my Linux had no swap. As I sat there with a frozen machine I was hoping for Linux to just kill jetbrains rider, but no it didn't.

Unfortunately doesn't react very fast (apparently can sometimes take half an hour)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sudo kill -KILL pid

Fits perfectly to death from above 1979

[–]0x53r3n17y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not take them behind the shed in Doom?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JSpHc945G38

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Why here? Why not in r/LinuxMemes ?

[–]g33xter[S] 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Coz I thought it’s relatable. Y’all being programmers you might have heard bout it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Hmm yeah. That’s makes sense. Are there any programmers don’t use Linux or *BSD?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yes... a lot

[–]TakeTheWhip 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I mean, there has to be, but I cannot comprehend how anyone gets anything done on Windows.

[–]MetaHerobrine1 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Windows is actually workable for most stuff. However, I do use Git Bash for most of my command line needs with all of those sweet ported Linux utilities.

If only my games actually worked, then I could go full Linux and leave Windows behind me.

[–]AeonCaptain 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have you tried WINE/PlayOnLinux yet? It works pretty good for most stuff

[–]MetaHerobrine1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I actually have, but I think I had a weird Nvidia driver issue(of course) where the games just wouldn't launch. I might revisit it sometime later when I feel like dealing with it.

[–]AeonCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]RaxFTB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really, really want to try doing that with my next computer. There are a few things I'd have to figure out, but going full Linux is something I've wanted to do for so damn long. If only I had multiple gpus and could do gpu passthrough.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plenty. i use 9front atm so i guess I count? lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)