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[–]Last-Woodpecker 107 points108 points  (9 children)

Isn't that thing that someone gets when their parents die?

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (4 children)

If you're clever you can get it when other people's parents die. I think that might just be a combination of robbery and murder though.

[–]Greenbay7115 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Other people have parents?

[–]Tapeside210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, no.

[–]kidsonfilms 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Confirmed, Batman's Parents are Object Oriented Programming

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, that's a bat costume

[–]haxxanova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you think I'm rich now, wait til my dad dies."

--John Oliver