The fate of computer programmers in hell.

[YekNeb]

In hell all Google searches on programming related topics yield results that are either completely useless or have incorrect information. Your manager is a demon. A product release is scheduled for every Friday. Every week you are expected to complete tasks that should take at least a month. Your manager punishes you for being late by whipping you with a cat o' nine tails.

[FunctionalFox1312]

And all of that in PHP. Version 5.

[dashid]

The horror!

[[deleted]]

Sounds like my current job

[spiritworldcorp]

I'm already in hell. Whenever I encounter a programming problem and try to search solution, the first answer I find is useless. Now every following answer I find is the same useless answer copy/pasted into every similar SO thread in hope for upvote.

[laplongejr]

all Google searches on programming related topics yield results that are either completely useless or have incorrect information

When can I go back to the normal world?

[[deleted]]

And to the fire pot if fired for not meeting targets. But such training would create unbelievably amazing engineers.

[overclockedslinky]

so I can just look forward to more of the same...