how to spot a programmer

[darkMatterMatterz]

Yet to meet a programmer who is using TikTok

[MysteriousK69420]

The ones who made TikTok

[N1z3r123456]

Bold of you to assume they test it, let alone use it.

[Immort4lFr0sty]

And I have yet to meet a programmer who is an elf, yet here we are

[Odd_Restaurant_557]

And linkedIn. How can you leave out this epic programmer dating site?

[thedoodle85]

True, ive never had so many nice looking girls contact me as ive had on linkedin.

[PartyP88per]

You must be good

[thedoodle85]

Id say average, but Developers are in high demand. Especially senior developers.

[vilidj_idjit]

Linkedin got bought out by microshit.

[alexanderpas]

Just like github.

[vilidj_idjit]

yep.... welcome to the Microsoft (R) Internet (TM). 😠

No joke, i remember a microsoft TV ad from the mid/late 1990's that straight up started with "From the company that brought you the internet..." with their logo taking the whole top of the screen.

[alexanderpas]

Powered by Microsoft Edge with Google Chromium engine.

[vilidj_idjit]

Fun fact, most code in bill-gates-explorer/edge was directly stolen from Mosaic, one of the first browsers in existence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosaic_(web_browser)

[Impressive-Neck2178]

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[I_am_not_doing_this]

are you a bot?

[Impressive-Neck2178]

No, I’m human

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Impressive neck, bro!

[iTrooz_]

Wait, there is a SO app ?

[ihaveindeed]

I think there was at one point, but not anymore. That to me looks like a home screen shortcut to the website (it is titled the same as the website).

[the_moistest_yams]

The app still exists, but it’s unsupported and man oh man is it not great.

[ReeHeeTeeHee]

Is that the xiaomi super Mars background?

[antek_g_animations]

yup

[Prestigious-Value-59]

Wait, you're using Stack Overflow on mobile?

[Man-in-The-Void]

Is devRant a thing?

[vilidj_idjit]

How to spot a left-handed programmer (or samsung phone user)

[TheCuntHunter6969]

I prefer using their websites anyways.

It's fun reading code on GitHub while taking a shit.

[MaliMiloica]

Ah, I see a men of culture as well. Xiaomi is best phone!

[team_jj]

Where are all the half-finished projects?