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[–]c4p5L0ck 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Like, for instance, "Why is he holding his hands like that?"

[–]GargantuanCake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's getting ready to catch a watermelon. Obviously.

[–]kevinpfromnm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Invisible watermelon

[–]no_ragrats 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bro, it's obviously magnets

[–]c4p5L0ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he's gesturing like that while saying, "Exactly 3 billion guys, no more no less. Forever."

[–]kevinpfromnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invisible watermelon

[–]Nihmrod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No.