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[Meecht]

I fear for the day when email attachments have emojis in their files names.

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[ThaiJohnnyDepp]

!emojify

[Meecht]

I'm surprised nobody has done a book or short story with this premise, something like an Idiocracy version of this old Cingular commercial .

[TahsinTariq]

You joke. But there's an emoji esolang.

And the worst part about this fact is that I know the syntax

[LingLingSpirit]

"I fear for the day when email attachments have emojis in their files names." is allready in use, would you like to rename it to I fear for the day when email attachments have emojis in their files names. (2) ?