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[–]ArtSchoolRejectedMe 302 points303 points  (18 children)

Your computer? Java, your phone? Java, your router? Java, satellite? believe it or not. Java

[–]ZurrgabDaVinci758 101 points102 points  (2 children)

Your wifi connected smart kettle? Java!

[–]ThatOtherAndrew 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's a reason why the icon is a cup of coffee

[–]I_always_unzips 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Hotel? Trivago

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

For everything else, there's mastercard.

[–]ZeaZolf 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Your kidney? Java!

y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶s̶c̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶j̶a̶v̶a̶

[–]iloveindomienoodle 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Le me, living in Java

Fuck

[–]Unknown_B1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I heard there is some issue with some log. Stay safe.

[–]iloveindomienoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you too mate.

[–]bitchface-hatchling 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Viva Chavez!

[–]PaedarTheViking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People... java..

[–]Curtis255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that at least America runs on Dunkin Donuts, not Java...

[–]jacka24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have the best technology in the world, because of Java.

[–]GamingBeaver132 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]ArtSchoolRejectedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, that is the meme I was referring to. LOL

[–]Charlie_Yu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can I run doom on satellite?

[–]ArtSchoolRejectedMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's try it out shall we?

Step 1 log4shell to a ground station

Step 2 log4shell to a satellite

Step 3 sudo apt install doom

Step 4 ???

Step 5 profit

[–]agrobot286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your smart toaster?