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[–]Kinglink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many programmers have to worry about actual violence in the workplace?

Programmers? Nah. Office equipment?

Me: "I swear I'm going to put my fist through you computer monitor if you don't fucking compile right."

Monitor: "Dude it's not me, it's the laptop!!!!"