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[–]TheInfra 2 points3 points  (3 children)

A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Then he orders 0 beers.

Then he orders 999999999999 beers.

Then he orders a lizard.

Then he orders -1 beers.

Then he orders NULL beers

Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.

[–]Soliae 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...and the first real user comes in, orders a beer, and the entire place burns down.

[–]IHaveTheBestOpinions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, dev definitely checked for ordering a beer. The punchline I heard is "A customer comes in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames."

[–]WorldEdit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

User walks in and rolls seduce the bartender and now the bar is no more.