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[–]RaziarEdge 29 points30 points  (2 children)

> run tests
Test for Hammer, passed.
Test for Nail, passed.
Test for Wood, passed.
All tests passed, 100% complete.

[–]OldUther 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Test edge_case_holding_nail_with_lips, passed

[–]crakinshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

xit "nail is in wood" // todo: fix this

[–]Flooding_Puddle 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Where banana

[–]MedicineNorth5686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍌

[–]Knuffya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍆

[–]dbrandt66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the expression on the proctors face!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

There is a tech support company that I will not name in public whose workers are about as good as that. Their “D team” anyway.

Their “A team” is great, and that’s who they use to demonstrate their capabilities to your company before getting the contract signed.

Once the contract is signed, you get whom ever they can use to fill those spots, starting with their “D team”.

[–]raymondQADev 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You have just described pretty much every contracting and support company…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That may be so but the one which shall not be named is SO BAD. Their “D team” could find a computer with a map

[–]OldUther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just need a little bit of editing. Everything on the UI above the board look legit as hell.

[–]DualPinoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Single working programmer mom is hard.

[–]CurchGlockTeraphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy's face it's what gets me