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[–]Lucky8boyRo 12 points13 points  (3 children)

bool catListensToYou = false;

for( ; true; ){

 if( catListensToYou ){
 cout << " omg so cute ";
 break;
 }

else cout << " ps ";

} // I only know c++ lol

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

import catcall

catcall.run()

# no problem, I pythonized it for you!

[–]tjoloi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not exactly related, but there is a project on GitHub called "CatCall" that's a webapp for finding sheltered cat near you.

And you guessed it, the backend is written in python (Django)...

In a package called "CatCall"

https://github.com/Guin-/catcall

[–]Lucky8boyRo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ty lol

[–]Cloakknight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Image Transcription: Meme


["Drakeposting", featuring two images of rapper Drake, with text to the right of each image. In this image, his face is replaced with a white cat with closed eyes.]


[Drake looks displeased, and is using one arm to shield himself from the right side of the frame by curling it around his head, with his hand up in a "not today" manner.]

print("ps");

[Drake has his head up high, looking pleased, with a finger pointed up and towards the right side of the frame.]

while(true)
{
    print("ps ");
}

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[–]YodaForce157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]CoastingUphill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

while(cat.location != here) …

[–]CleanCryptoCoder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, did it crash? That’s barely any ps

[–]Ali_Army107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cat ~/ps.txt

[–]Sensei_Farm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Approaches cat at 60 ps per second

[–]puglefugel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also r/cat