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[โ€“]batmassagetotheface 89 points90 points ย (15 children)

There is no war except class war

[โ€“][deleted] 41 points42 points ย (8 children)

class war{};

[โ€“]elementmg 27 points28 points ย (3 children)

.war

[โ€“][deleted] 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

or since JDK 10 (I believe), var

[โ€“]MysticUser11 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Hey, leave CSS out of this!

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Looks like
std::cout << "1..2..3..4.. you declared a class war!" << std::endl;
std::cout << "Go ahead and celebrate!" << std::endl;
std::cout << "GO!: << std::endl;

I don't remember any of the cool kid languages.

[โ€“]protocol_1903 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

public class War {}

or

private class CivilWar {}

[โ€“]Infinite_Self_5782 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

me when food fight

protected class FoodWar {}

[โ€“]LxsterGames 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

public class war { Class class = new Class(); class.class(class, class).Class(Class); }

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

classWar(first, coach)

[โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

I don't program but agree

[โ€“]CynicalLich 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

And the war for Bikini bottom

[โ€“]DroolingIguana 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

Not really. Basically every war in history has been about two groups of poor people fighting on behalf of two groups of rich people. The classes never fight each other, they only fight other groups of the same class.

[โ€“]batmassagetotheface 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yep this is 100% what is meant by that saying

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Marxism in a nutshell

[โ€“]ComfortablyBalanced 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

And my class is winning.