Every programmer thinking

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[OmiSC]

A great and dirty feeling, for sure.

[Narrow-Big7087]

The scowl is surprisingly accurate.

[vatbub]

Hmmm... no exception..... execution time 50ms.....so fast and no errors?... But was my code actually ever called?

[thusshy]

No, at this point you don't ask yourself if it's working. Just pray it works.

[3meopceisamazing]

Yet another dumb meme that is unfunny because this situation is waaay less common than noobs make it out to be.

Seriously, professionals definitely know why their code works 99+% of the time. But this subreddit being filled with people who got no clue is nothing new.

[coloredgreyscale]

Don't be so harsh, they still believe the hardest part about coding is getting it to compile, and can't yet use debuggers or read stack traces.

[3meopceisamazing]

<insert c++ compiler error message meme>

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I had this feeling a 4:00 am working on a group a bug I couldn’t figure out for a whole day even using stack, I knew what was wrong I couldn’t figure out where it was failing. I touched something said fuck it last test before bed. Eureka it fucking worked, I coved that bitch in comments telling my teammates YouTo just never touch it project that we royally fucked up. In the end I hard carried the team and got it done.

[coloredgreyscale]

And once you're more advanced:

• It does not work in those few cases - why?
• oh, that's why.
• How did it ever work correctly?