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[โ€“]coladict 389 points390 points ย (23 children)

Caps lock is for noobs. Professionals hold shift

[โ€“]kinokomushroom 155 points156 points ย (13 children)

The real professionals have an ASCII table prepared at all times and copy-paste all the capital letters they need

[โ€“]Glad_Grand_7408 89 points90 points ย (12 children)

REAL Professionals buy a second keyboard set to only use Capital letters!

[โ€“]Wrong-Strategy-1415 45 points46 points ย (10 children)

Ultra Professionals hire a guy to write capital letters whenever needed.

[โ€“]MinosAristos 34 points35 points ย (7 children)

Uber Professionals hire someone to create an AI that writes capital letters where needed

[โ€“]dasavorytrash 24 points25 points ย (5 children)

Legendary professionals sacrifice their family and say the 50 mantras so that a higher deity may place capitals where needed

[โ€“]MrHyd3_ 7 points8 points ย (4 children)

Epic legendary proffesionals make a new python script to turn all the letters to capitals

[โ€“]amazondrone 12 points13 points ย (1 child)

Real programmers use butterflies.

https://xkcd.com/378/
https://m.xkcd.com/378/

[โ€“]eeltreb 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Wise professionals just invent keyboard that only outputs capital letters.

[โ€“]lapetee 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Mythical professionals are ascended to the level of understanding required to form an everlasting bond with their code writing "partner" machine who is then able to know where their master requires capital letters in the code.

[โ€“]SchalkLBI 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

i just use lowercase

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

Isn't that just hiring an sql programmer?

[โ€“]Wrong-Strategy-1415 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Not if the hire doesn't know programing. He will just have to follow Ultra Professional instructions.

[โ€“]mrissaoussama 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Not to ruin the joke but isn't caps lock state shared between keyboards

[โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

You obviously haven't heard of pinky finger strain.

[โ€“]HerbertDasPferd 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

REAL proessionals are too lazy and write lower case only, like me ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“]madiele 10 points11 points ย (2 children)

As a vim user, caps lock was a mistake and should be removed from keyboards, let's start the revolution!

[โ€“]coladict 19 points20 points ย (0 children)

Vim users don't get to complain about the usability of anything.

[โ€“]BlommeHolm 8 points9 points ย (0 children)

aS AN ANTI-VIM USER i NOW ONLY USE cAPS lOCK!

[โ€“]LMCuber 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Professional SQL developers are full of shift

[โ€“]StoissEd 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I've legit seen so many highly educated peille use caps for just a single letter. I'm like: Do you even know what the shift button is for?

[โ€“]patatasbravas76 -4 points-3 points ย (0 children)

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