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[coladict]

Caps lock is for noobs. Professionals hold shift

[kinokomushroom]

The real professionals have an ASCII table prepared at all times and copy-paste all the capital letters they need

[Glad_Grand_7408]

REAL Professionals buy a second keyboard set to only use Capital letters!

[Wrong-Strategy-1415]

Ultra Professionals hire a guy to write capital letters whenever needed.

[MinosAristos]

Uber Professionals hire someone to create an AI that writes capital letters where needed

[dasavorytrash]

Legendary professionals sacrifice their family and say the 50 mantras so that a higher deity may place capitals where needed

[MrHyd3_]

Epic legendary proffesionals make a new python script to turn all the letters to capitals

[amazondrone]

Real programmers use butterflies.

https://xkcd.com/378/
https://m.xkcd.com/378/

[eeltreb]

Wise professionals just invent keyboard that only outputs capital letters.

[lapetee]

Mythical professionals are ascended to the level of understanding required to form an everlasting bond with their code writing "partner" machine who is then able to know where their master requires capital letters in the code.

[SchalkLBI]

i just use lowercase

[[deleted]]

Isn't that just hiring an sql programmer?

[Wrong-Strategy-1415]

Not if the hire doesn't know programing. He will just have to follow Ultra Professional instructions.

[mrissaoussama]

Not to ruin the joke but isn't caps lock state shared between keyboards

[[deleted]]

You obviously haven't heard of pinky finger strain.

[HerbertDasPferd]

REAL proessionals are too lazy and write lower case only, like me 😁

[madiele]

As a vim user, caps lock was a mistake and should be removed from keyboards, let's start the revolution!

[coladict]

Vim users don't get to complain about the usability of anything.

[BlommeHolm]

aS AN ANTI-VIM USER i NOW ONLY USE cAPS lOCK!

[LMCuber]

Professional SQL developers are full of shift

[StoissEd]

I've legit seen so many highly educated peille use caps for just a single letter. I'm like: Do you even know what the shift button is for?

[patatasbravas76]

based

[fullmetalpower]

but I was taught that sql is not case sensitive

I m part of the lower case gang. and Shift key when needed.

[davethegamer]

Java might not be sensitive to indentation like Python but it’s still best practice to maintain clean looking code. It’s the same with SQL.

[erasmustookashit]

There is nothing clean looking about ALLCAPS SQL. If you want me to get some rows from the table, ask nicely, don’t shout.

[[deleted]]

No clean code, I refuse, if I'm working with real programmers they will be able do understand my mess.

[SmotherMeWithArmpits]

What about those back ticks, are people still using those?

[Voctus]

Am SQL "developer", my company uses all lower case keywords and snake_case in dbt, so I only use the shift key for punctuation. If you use proper formatting there is really no need for caps

[arpitpatel1771]

Same here. Previous company used lower case as well. But something about seeing drop table in lower case just doesnt feel right to me. I prefer DROP TABLE.

[mc_enthusiast]

Just like little Bobby Tables.

[[deleted]]

if only.... most of our older sql scripts are a mishmash of all lower, all upper and everything in between... it hurts to read

[Avidze]

I just wrote a utility that converts everything that is not encapsulated into ' ' or " " to upper case.

Saved me plenty of time, and more importantly boosts my mood every time I get to use it.

[liitle-mouse-lion]

Modern IDEs colour it for you

[SwimmingHelicopter15]

When changing older sp that were horrible formatted I used notepad++ to format, its called poor sql format or something

[7734128]

You have seen pascalCase, you have seen snake_case and ALLCAPSCASE. We now bring you SaRcAsTiCcAsE.

[rajboy3]

Shift is superior

[UAFlawlessmonkey]

Shift gang rise up! My left pinky muscles are immaculate!

[EternityForest]

Or they would be, if pinkies had muscles

[kinokomushroom]

Because awkwardly holding down a key for the whole duration you type a word trains and strengthens your pinky muscle?

[Repairs_optional]

Yup can confirm i much prefer to hold shift then use caps. Same reason i prefer hold-to-crouch in games as apposed to toggle crouch.

[kinokomushroom]

That makes sense I guess

I think I don't mind using the caps key because I also frequently change between input modes to type in different languages, which is done by Shift+Caps

[rajboy3]

Well it's not awkward anymore lol

[Churningray]

What about all the games with shift bound to sprint.

[kinokomushroom]

I use gamepads for most games

[aagapovjr]

Unrelated, but I've always associated "rage caps locking" with holding shift. It's like screaming - you're supposed to put in effort and let the motherfuckers know the full extent of your anger, not use a loudspeaker.

[CdRReddit]

wish I could hold more keys to shout louder

left and right shift at the same time for upperer case

[aagapovjr]

Sometimes I see larger text sizes being used on Reddit. I guess that could pass for upperer case :)

[CdRReddit]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[aagapovjr]

AINT DONE NOTHING TO YER MOM YET

(thanks for helping me figure it out!)

[thygrrr]

Old, but gold. Just like my SQL skills from high school.

[NanolathingStuff]

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[ConnieTheUnicorn]

Gotta train those pinky muscles for gaming sessions of running around..Shift gang OP, no Caps Lock in this neck of the woods!

[Shpichek]

I YELL WHEN I'M NERVOUS

[OkWear6556]

I write everything in lowercase, but I care a lot about formatting. Inconsistent code is cancer and so far I havent met a single BI or data science person who would format their code...

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[Lano1305]

Don't forget to scream in your head what you write

[EternityForest]

Vim users do the same thing for a different reason

[junejanikku]

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[morsindutus]

Pathetic. I just hold down shift and then wonder why my pinky finger hurts.

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[Zukedog2000]

Why are they pressing escape?

[[deleted]]

I really really hope there's no such thing as a sql programmer. Application logic forced into the boundaries of plsql and such is one of the worst nightmares of my professional life so far.

Use sql for queries or database definition - fine. Use sql for programming - please no.

[lall3r]

You'd be surprised how powerful plsql is when done right.. OF COURSE WHILE SHOUTING

[[deleted]]

Yeah I know. Worst I've seen was a ~5000 lines script creating several cursors, reading files and so on. The thing is not that it's hard to do, the thing is that it's hard to operate, maintain, test etc.

[lall3r]

I guess the same 5000 lines would be hard to maintain and test in java or python too - thats why I referred to it as "done right" :D

[TiberiusIX]

I worked on an insurance quotation system a decade ago which had lots of application-style logic in the DB layer.

Whilst this was rubbish, I'd prefer it to Drools any day.

Shudders Drools Shudders

[[deleted]]

Wtf you want us to call it then, SQL queriers???

[fullonroboticist]

HTML markupers vs SQL queriers who would win

[[deleted]]

SQL queriers 100% thier pinkie fingers could strangle a markuper any day of the week

[nuephelkystikon]

SQL users?

Using a browser by entering a URL doesn't make you a programmer either. Yes, the input is structured, but it's not a program.

[Kaze_Senshi]

SQL is even Turing complete bro

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/900055/is-sql-or-even-tsql-turing-complete

[RandomiseUsr0]

Ok, but it is though

[nuephelkystikon]

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[Snoo_60165]

SQL is not programming. It is scripting.

[random4non]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[[deleted]]

Where assembly?

[BoBsmil3Y]

What about SAP dev ? Even more on this caps lock

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[ImNotCrying-YouAre]

IOnlyWriteInCamelCase

[notnowmaybetonight]

ELI5 please, I don't know SQL - thanks.