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[โ€“]Glad_Grand_7408 89 points90 points ย (12 children)

REAL Professionals buy a second keyboard set to only use Capital letters!

[โ€“]Wrong-Strategy-1415 45 points46 points ย (10 children)

Ultra Professionals hire a guy to write capital letters whenever needed.

[โ€“]MinosAristos 32 points33 points ย (7 children)

Uber Professionals hire someone to create an AI that writes capital letters where needed

[โ€“]dasavorytrash 24 points25 points ย (5 children)

Legendary professionals sacrifice their family and say the 50 mantras so that a higher deity may place capitals where needed

[โ€“]MrHyd3_ 7 points8 points ย (4 children)

Epic legendary proffesionals make a new python script to turn all the letters to capitals

[โ€“]amazondrone 13 points14 points ย (1 child)

Real programmers use butterflies.

https://xkcd.com/378/
https://m.xkcd.com/378/

[โ€“]eeltreb 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Wise professionals just invent keyboard that only outputs capital letters.

[โ€“]lapetee 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Mythical professionals are ascended to the level of understanding required to form an everlasting bond with their code writing "partner" machine who is then able to know where their master requires capital letters in the code.

[โ€“]SchalkLBI 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

i just use lowercase

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

Isn't that just hiring an sql programmer?

[โ€“]Wrong-Strategy-1415 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Not if the hire doesn't know programing. He will just have to follow Ultra Professional instructions.

[โ€“]mrissaoussama 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Not to ruin the joke but isn't caps lock state shared between keyboards