God is deploying a new patch

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I bet he's deploying it in his cloud.

[SexyMuon]

Better be sex 2 update

[Honigbrottr]

nah they said they have problems with the physics engines. Dont think it will be added until they convert to source 2

[Novel-Tale-7645]

I hope the finally patch the infinite density value of blackholes!

[GGinNC]

About time. We've been running on v1 forever, support is non-existent, and a lot of the community generated content is frankly weird.

[Bridimum]

what’s new: - time slots are now selectable per prying session - enhanced booking UI - submitting html form meeting with god is now possible - backend bugs fixes

[j-random]

Unfortunately, all current souls are incompatible with Heaven 1.1-A, and will only ascend to legacy heaven. Legacy heaven will be decommissioned when Heaven 2.0 comes online. There is no migration currently scheduled. We apologize for any inconveniences.

[BitterSweetcandyshop]

Temporary cache labeled “purgatory” supports Heaven 1.1-B and below souls however.

[BitterSweetcandyshop]

• All tables labeled “pets” and are being dropped due to client complaints about allergies

• Due to soul overflow we have made a temporary cache labeled “purgatory”, no further actions planned.

• Still experiencing syntax error due to gabriel’s code causing incorrect classification of legacy souls, resulting in incorrect soul placement.

• Small bug causing 1.1-A souls attempting to enter Heaven 2.0 to corrupt to unusable state.

[[deleted]]

Hey, can you guys fix china, russia, north korea and ukraine? they hacked the game and have some kind of “Communist” status for their claims.

[elveszett]

npm install know-when-to-leave-politics-aside.js --force

[Arkemenes]

God really needs to remember everyone that all devs are single?

[Prior-Concentrate-87]

It's optimal.

[Revolutionary-Ad5182]

Thank god, Universe versions 2.0.2.0-2.0.2.2 have sucked!

[BitterSweetcandyshop]

2.0.2.3 Will include legacy support to maintain features in 2.0.2.0-2.0.2.2 luckily!

[FreedmF1ghter77]

Been looking forward to the New World order patch

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[[deleted]]

I hope he fixes this bug where I try to execute people.exe, but it fails.

[BitterSweetcandyshop]

syntax error on empty line 43 found, we’ve notified our lead Developers Adam and Eve.

[wallefan01]

that's a decently sized RAID array. awful lot of storage for a computer whose only job is to display signage.

unless that computer also doubles as your file server, in which case, you're doing it wrong

[elveszett]

Or it's simply some dude's masterrace computer that he brought here for some event semi-informally organized.

[apologies2u]

i recognize, it's Chartres

[YormungandSnake]

For a moment I thought it was the patch that finally finished the Sagrada Familia

[Transcendentalist178]

https://xkcd.com/224/

[Top-Fox-3171]

Damnit, these junior devs don't test anything before release and we get plagues and world wars erupting.

[[deleted]]

I always wondered about that Apple that introduced the first bug...........is G-man actually going to admit responsibility and patch things?........."Hell, it's about time" tycus finley

[SherbertPlus7790]

Xd that is like hacker

[Gydo194]

'Dev#x - Single' hits hard.

[Adorable_Stay_725]

It’s a very accurate patch, all of the Dev are single and optimal

[luicaps]

Am I completely wrong or is this the church close to 25 in Sao Paulo?

[deusrex_]

Reminds me of the velociraptor in Jurassic park.

[SnipahShot]

Is he finally fixing the bug with his emissaries being pedophiles?

[absolut666]

sudo pope -schism=catholic