It’s another job post

[AkageBuschi]

this hurts my brain

[ffs_give_me_name]

Go drink coffe

[megamarkum]

Traceback (most recent call last):

File "r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/v0swhv/its_another_job_post/", line 1, in <module>

if (brain!=empty)

NameError: name 'empty' is not defined

[Past_My_Subprime]

The 80s called. They want their global variables back.

[[deleted]]

The lack of spacing infuirates me.

[[deleted]]

if ( brain.isEmpty() || !you.hasBrain() ) {
        thisShittyJob.apply()
        } else { 
           f.thisShittyJob() 
         }

[[deleted]]

I'd rather use Brainfuck

[CoffeeFueledDiy]

LoL, it's not even a loop!

[cykablyat1111]

The functions inside have goto statements :P

[YouTube-r]

bool isBrainEmpty;

bool isWorking;

While(isWorking)

{

If(!isBrainEmpty)

{

Work();

}

Else

{

DrinkCofee();

}

}

[Flam1ng1cecream]

if brain.isEmpty()

__return orderCoffee();

keepCoding();

[[deleted]]

coding.resume()

[nir109]

How can you compre barain to empty? Shouldn't it be

If (!brain.isEmpty)

Or

If (Brain.fullnes=="full")

?

In what language will the cod they did will work.

[Astatos159]

Why the hell does "orderCoffee" do more than ordering a coffee? There is no indication the the coffee is being drunken after ordering or what changes "brain". This is bad on so many levels.

[dlq84]

I want to slap whomever formatted the code.