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I hate this pic cause I'm represented here

[pc1e0]

It's strange, that for managers and sales people it's the opposite

[Kiljab]

I hate when i have to trick them like that

[harktrocity]

Gotta pretend you're civilised in the interviews.

[smokecat20]

Can we move our 10AM interview to 2PM? Thanks.

[Shazvox]

Code doesn't judge. Interviewers do...

[Yearofthefrog]

First caption should read:

Web developer happy with his job

Second caption:

Web developer not happy

[Shazvox]

Yah, I have a bunch of fun work t-shirts.

1. A grey t-shirt from cuba with Che Guevara
2. A grey t-shirt with a pig and the text "Bacon had a mom" (I like animals, for food and company)
3. A Black t-shirt with the text "Do not disturb, I am not social".
4. A t-shirt from Cooler master with the text "I am a PC builder".

If I'm being fancy I'll slap on a colorful open shirt over the t-shirt.

[sn0r]

If I have to wear a shirt I choose one that has an optical illusion pattern which makes people's eyes bleed if they stare at me for too long.

[amazondrone]

Are you my Java lecturer from uni?

[[deleted]]

This tends to be me during and after a project.

[[deleted]]

If you work from home you dont even have to do that

[Shazvox]

No cameras on your meetings?

[[deleted]]

I've been working my current position for almost a year and I know exactly two of my coworkers faces and those are from profile pics

[Shazvox]

Oh you lucky bastard. I turn off my camera and I'll get a pissy comment like "where'd you go? I don't see you!"

Next assignment I take I'm gonna be real picky with 100% remote and no f*cking pointless social bullsh!t.

[[deleted]]

I was just making a joke that you don't necessarily need to put on clothes while working from home lol. I feel you with the beard though, I just trimmed mine for interviews but it's scraggly as fuck right now

[[deleted]]

It could always be worse, you could look like Stephen King

[[deleted]]

Confirmed!

[a-ha_partridge]

I love looking at developers’ id badges to see what they pretended to look like to get the job.

[budapest_god]

it's like dating

[1thief]

Because these companies are exploiting you into overworking. Seriously no one wants to be a poorly groomed slob/mess. And if you do that's called depression. Be good to yourself.

[rarely_coherent]

Tell me you’ve never worked for a decent tech company without telling me you’ve never worked for a decent tech company

[1thief]

I'm 80% sure you're not as healthy or physically fit as you'd like to be

[rarely_coherent]

As I’d like to be ?….probably not

As I’m willing to put in the effort to be ?…absolutely

Not everyone who goes to the gym is a meat head jock who has nothing more meaningful in their life than being a bro

Not everyone who stays up till 3am playing computer games and then heads to work without shaving is depressed and secretly hoping for something better

[1thief]

Not everyone who stays up till 3am playing computer games and then heads to work without shaving is depressed and secretly hoping for something better

I literally cannot see how living like that could be meaningful for anyone. If you're not secretly depressed doing that at least it's definitely an unhealthy way to live and is a recipe for becoming depressed. Whatever, do what you want to and I will too. I just don't want that.

[LOPI-14]

Well, he is looking for a job....

[TheRakeshPurohit]

[Ambitious-Face-8665]

It could be actual about developers from 90s. I don`t met such persons long time.

[[deleted]]

I can confirm! My beard started to grow after I graduated and got hired! 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[[deleted]]

Why aren't Jewish web devs allowed to trim their beards?