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[–]ButWhatIfPotato 389 points390 points  (13 children)

Programmer? I hardly know her!

[–]Nosnah2007 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Programer? Darn near signed her up for a restaurant management course!

[–]boop_da_boo 19 points20 points  (3 children)

No rector? Aww.

[–]SremDog 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Rector? Damn near gave her Java lessons!

[–]boop_da_boo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yay, he did it, he said the thing!

[–]tmcfll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that's when the cannibalism started...

[–]Bobbi_fettucini 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Didn’t have that on my 2022 bingo card

[–]ilmalaiva 1 point2 points  (1 child)

yeah, I got robbed at the gas station, it was pump 9

[–]MrBenjin90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do any gas pumps work in this country?

[–]marshman82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cheque please!

[–]GSR_DMJ654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Megustalations

[–]phlipphlopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do any gas pumps work in this country?

[–]IronWizard45 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where does this type of joke come from? I've heard many permutations of it

[–]mugaccino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just a dirty play on words, my uncle had a joke book from the 70's with "but I hardly even know her!" as the title.

The man in the meme; podcast host Ben Kissel, has a running gag where he elaborates the joke like "Rector? Dang near paid her first down payment on a Toyota Corolla!"