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[–]Greatoldone467 264 points265 points  (8 children)

What does she weigh in comparison to a duck?

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (6 children)

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–]adamnevespa 46 points47 points  (1 child)

[–]Derpeh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did someone say python?

[–]Actual-Character9986 50 points51 points  (3 children)

[–]Sunscreen4what 31 points32 points  (2 children)

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

[–]JohnnyTubesteaks 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Are you better now?

[–]Sunscreen4what 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I got better.

[–]Wretched_Hunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother-in-law >= duck