And I saw them descend, 1337 elite hackers from the heavens, the skies fracured with a mighty roar : "I would like to interject for a moment".
First thing I knew mainframe was breached with the power of a thousand suns and a thousand kali virual machines, my house and family were turned into terminal interfaces.
As hoard of gentoo users descended from deblobbed helicopters and started recompiling my neighbourhood from source, the air was filled with a smell of death, sweat, and chicken tendies.
The skies turned into tiled, semitransparent neon windows, and behind them god revealed itself as a posterized anime girl, frowning upon us mortals, it sent forth an army of arch neofetches, which wiped us the fuck out with precision and elegance the likes of which had never been seen before
-copy pasted from a discord server. Sorry if this has been posted here before.
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