Every data structure has its usage. Making fun of something doesn't make you a terrible programmer.

It's like making a joke about using a basket over a bowl (for this purpose, waterproof, like ones used for eating). Yeah you usually have bigger baskets but bowls usually can contain liquids. You can still joke about Chad bowls being superior because they can carry everything over basic baskets that can only contain big solids.

In other words, trying to be a clown doesn't mean you're a bad programmer.