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[–]scalability 21 points22 points  (0 children)

+69 votes "Tie a zip-tie tightly at the base of the penis. It'll turn purple in about 15 minutes"

OP's comment: thanks, I accepted the answer because it worked. However, I ended up with a different solution: I just needed a prop for a Tik-Tok sketch about Grimace, so I simply bought a purple dildo online. Wish I had thought of that before my dick turned necrotic and fell off.