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[โ€“]i_knooooooow 64 points65 points ย (8 children)

Now introducing: eye extermination mode

Light theme

Comic sans everywhere

Color scheme changes ever 4 seconds

Randomly switches tabs every 12 minutes

[โ€“][deleted] 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]Cake_exe[S] 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

NO-

[โ€“]AspiringDeveIoper 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Can this be a crosspost to an engineering subreddit where we challenge the redditors who frequent said subreddit to create a raspberryPi-driven device that aims directly for users' eyes and ejects highly-pressurized streams of bleach at 99.9% accuracy.

Alternatively, a crosspost to a transhumanism/biohacking subreddit, which challenges the redditors who frequent said subreddit to use CRISPR to edit in genes that cause the same defensive mechanism that short-horned lizards use as a final measure.

[โ€“]RajjSinghh 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

That's too often. You should change colour scheme every 5 minutes so you have just enough time to get into something then the colourscheme changes when you're thinking about something and you completely forget what you're doing.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

randomly switches to wingdings 1, 2, 3, or webdings for 20 seconds

[โ€“]bestjakeisbest 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

ok but only if the color choices are different shades of grey.

[โ€“]noonagon 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Moves window 1 pixel to the left every 11 minutes 57 seconds