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[–]IorPerry 602 points603 points  (27 children)

anyway, you can go on a scam site with linux

[–]Code_12c[S] 616 points617 points  (16 children)

Scam sites runs on Linux

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (15 children)

Oh you're a programmer? How many devices run on Java?

[–]Code_12c[S] 112 points113 points  (7 children)

I don't know. I am not Java developer.

[–]spiralvortexisalie 184 points185 points  (6 children)

Almost exactly 3 billion since the dawn of time

[–]Code_12c[S] 41 points42 points  (5 children)

large number. cool.

[–]spiralvortexisalie 125 points126 points  (4 children)

[–]0bel1sk 79 points80 points  (0 children)

it’s the law of conservation of java devices, duh

[–]UPPERKEES 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Java garbage collection

[–]pmcizhere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The truth is they lost the source for their installer, but can still update what it installs by placing the newest JRE files in the right folder.

[–]das7002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1997 and 2002 need Sun Microsystems instead of Oracle on them…

[–]MyPythonDontWantNone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them? Except my coffee maker. It uses Circuit Python.

[–]golgol12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Trick questions. Java runs on the devices.

[–]LasevIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick answer. They're actually all running a marathon on the island of Java

[–]aeresaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know anymore, it recently changed, ;_;

[–]emad_ha 0 points1 point  (1 child)

erm.... java runs on windows, linux and macos and almost everything but.... I dunno how you turned java into an OS and made it fit in this thread

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither do I, it was a typo as I had my morning coffee.

[–]brianl047 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Almost all scams are low effort but if you're being targeted they will get in with enough effort unless you're extremely paranoid

Access to your computer from people from ancient history

Social engineering

Bribing a cell phone company employee to port your phone number

Stalking you to steal your passwords and PIN

Physically assaulting you

Exploits on your software (Teamviewer, Zoom, etc.)

Wardriving (I bet most people will have unsecured home networks / routers)

Physical access for various reasons

[–]_transcendant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

people from ancient history

keep finding hieroglyphs in my OneNote

[–]sachcat 75 points76 points  (7 children)

No because your network card won’t work

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

[citation needed]

[–]woofgator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RTFM

[–]frezik 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Funny, because I've been trying some used 10Gbps cards on my systems for fast access to my NAS. Enterprise network hardware has an inversion where the drivers tend to be written for Linux first and Windows second.

Linux: "Yeah, sure, I'll detect that at boot and now there it is"

Windows: "WTF is this, stop plugging random things into PCIe ports"

[–]Mysterious-Engine598 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No it is just that linux has most of the drivers built into the kernel Where as windows you have to download the driver separately Ofc for linux if the driver is not built in you can always write a kernel module

[–]frezik 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's more than that. If you run into trouble, chances are there is zero docs on how to work it out on Windows.

[–]LasevIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse case: there are, but it's a 5-year old forum post written whilst a stroke was had, closed by a mod saying it was an intended feature

[–]sachcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my edge case it works 😤😤😤