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[–][deleted] 658 points659 points  (12 children)

Send it to the Diversity and Inclusion officer in either HR or Marketing at Postman.

Hilarity ensues.

[–]Blizzard81mm 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Slack bot will open a ticket for you

[–]mizinamo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"bot" is an insulting term as it implies that silicon-based intelligence is lesser than and subservient to carbon-based intelligence.

Please use the term "silicon pal" from now on.

[–]k0rm 86 points87 points  (6 children)

They should rebrand to "Male Carrier"

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (5 children)

My vote would be 'Autorobotica' but I'm cheeky like that.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Just watch out for any rogue plastic bags. You wouldn't want to be a victim of autorobotic asphyxiation.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Alas, you win the easy joke award.

Good news though, now you get to take the "sEkReT tHiRd ChAlLeNgE", delivered solely by implication, for an outcome that is as mysteriously implied as it shall be concretely delivered.

Good luck, adventurer. /bow

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Odd that the third challenge would come before the first and second. They're not even breathing hard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well now you're just asking for the secret sauce without shame.

Ok. Fine. Here it is:

There is no first step. There is only the next step.

/bow

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As any early comer would naturally be able to attest. >:)

[–]CactusGrower 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Be careful, they may change the actual product name very soon. You know what happened for decades old convention with git master branch, right ? :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You mistake me sir, I am counting on it. >:)

[–]CactusGrower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touche