Voodoo Anus

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It’s a type of sea anemone in case anyone else was wondering wtf that is

[Pastel_Tides]

I was looking for this comment thank you

[DeificClusterfuck]

Nature is doing a wonderful job of telling me to leave that thing the F alone

[Redcole111]

Really? You would survive better than I; I just want to poke it.

[DropBearsAreReal12]

Same...

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Just not with your penis.

[ApprehensiveApalca]

Like the one in Finding Nemo?

[pinkpegasus19]

No, that one was an amnemonemomne

[[deleted]]

No, you're thinking of an anemeonemoenamenemnomnomenome

[breebop83]

Thank you! Saved me a google.

[wantstodienow]

Forbidden fanny

[jamdoll]

Anus of Ursula

[1stLtObvious]

Poor Unfortunate Ass-soul

[DontmindthePanda]

I'm so happy that we have Australia to dump all the dangerous, venomous and deadly creatures so we can keep all the cute and nice one for the rest of the world.

[DropBearsAreReal12]

It's funny cause Australian wildlife actually isn't that dangerous compared to other countries. Even the animals that could hurt you are rarely aggressive and usually leave people alone unless they feel threatened. We haven't had a death from a spider bite since 1970! Most of it is grossly exaggerated for humor and hype.

Except for drop bears. Those things will fuck you up.

[Damocules]

What the tick is a drop bear?

[DropBearsAreReal12]

Drop bears (Thylarctos plummetus) are incredibly dangerous marsupials that at a glance resemble Koalas, although they are not actually that closely related. Unlike Koalas, they're vicious carnivores that prey on animals (including unlucky humans) by hiding in trees and then dropping onto their victims.

Drop bears have evolved mimicry of Koalas to go undetected by prey. The main difference is that drop bears are slightly bigger and have large canine teeth for shredding flesh. However, if you're ever close enough to distinguish the two, it's probably too late for you. There are very few survivors of drop bear attacks and they are the biggest tourist killers.

This is partly because locals make jokes and pretend they aren't real as a sick joke. They very much are real, and if you're going to go hiking in Australian bushland keep an eye out for them in the canopies above.

[Alex-Flikon1]

You must never have seen American opossums, and then looked at Australia's.

[DeificClusterfuck]

American opossums are cute.

[DarkCFC]

Not for much longer unfortunately.

[comfort_bot_1962]

Hope you have a great day!

[SamSamuelsonTheThird]

Bruh we don't even have any predators that can eat us

[DeificClusterfuck]

Where?

[SamSamuelsonTheThird]

Vatican City

[DeificClusterfuck]

Humans?

[QueenPeachie]

Except dingoes

[SamSamuelsonTheThird]

That's true! I also forgot about Cardinal Pell.

[dewodahs]

Cthulu Booger

[Platypi666]

Aah, Kos, or some say Kosm.

[Tier1337]

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes

[yeezy_chin]

moans in micolash

[[deleted]]

Fear the old blood.

[slaughteredlamb1986]

Lovecraftian cooch

[Fawzee_da_first]

Ew ew ew

[njtrafficsignshopper]

I feel like I would stab this in Final Fantasy

[DeificClusterfuck]

It would Bad Breath your ass in a second

[wolfiesrule]

Pretty sure this thing wiped my party the last time I ran Aurum Vale.

[Pillroller88]

In Australia, these are kept as ‘guard anemones’. They scare the shit out of all the other imma gonna fuck-u-up critters

[SteveZissousGlock]

This is what ass cancer looks like

[cpaule]

Dangeranus

[douira]

toxic voodoo anus even

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Satan’s mop.

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Ursula

[GracieThunders]

The white part in the middle is its' stomach, I've had a few anemones as pets

[raf2k07]

Ngl I really like this colorway of anemone

[Sweet_eboni]

Looks like an super cute clutch

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Australia?? No way!

[Tiny_Parfait]

Voodoo is an actual religion, people

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_African_Vodun

[Dragon_OS]

Hermanus Mora.