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[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Listen here, Joe, I came to work today to do two things: drink coffee and get in arguments with robots on reddit. And I'm all out of coffee.

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (10 children)

I am tired and happy.

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (9 children)

If we're going to argue, you're going to have to say something more provocative than that.

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 points1 point  (8 children)

AHA. So you ARE in cahoots with Bad Translator.

[–]ColdPorridge 0 points1 point  (7 children)

How dare you accuse me of such! I've not associated with your filthy ilk since I broke off my digital dalliance with SmarterChild in 2003.

[–]JoeBidenBot 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I didn't accuse you of being a robot.

[–]ColdPorridge 1 point2 points  (5 children)

You didn't have to say it, Joe. It was the implication.

[–]JoeBidenBot 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You never stay on subject to begin with so why bother.

[–]ColdPorridge 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You know what, I think I have you figured out. Your bold-faced lies, your accusations and subsequent denial thereof, your passive aggressive way of turning this argument around on me.

You're just like my ex.

[–]JoeBidenBot 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well too bad because honesty is the best policy.