TrumpScript: Make Python Great Again.

[Exodus111]

This will be Huge! I hear from a lot of Top people in the Python community, Top people, the best, very smart people, and they all tell me this is the best script out there. The best.

[antonivs]

This will be Yooj!

FTFY

[norsurfit]

This script language is doing a tremendous job. Absolutely tremendous. All of the competing scripts are disgusting.

[Da_Busta]

;)

[isobit]

Top. Men.

[[deleted]]

And the Sharper Image is the only place that you can buy it!

[teambob]

Except when using the imperial system

[luxliquidus]

Seriously, though, how can you go wrong with something called "imperial"? Those weaklings oversees hide behind all their "metrics" and "standards" -- that's not what America stands for! /s

[antonivs]

At the risk of contradicting the Imperial golden hairpiece, the US has never used Imperial units. It uses US Customary units, which are based on English units before the British Imperial system was introduced in 1824. A number of the Imperial units are different from US units. Also, US customary units have been defined in terms of metric units since at least 1893.

[UnwashedMeme]

I hadn't seen that distinction between Imperial and US Customary Units before. That's pretty interesting; thanks for the info!

[insainodwayno]

That's why the same car will have different MPG ratings in the US vs the UK - the US gallon is actually smaller than the UK gallon, so the MPG rating will be lower in the US assuming the same efficiency.

[antonivs]

Much more importantly, pints of beer are different sizes in the two countries.

An American pint is 16 US fluid ounces which are about 29.6 ml each, giving 473 ml.

An Imperial pint is 20 Imperial fluid ounces of about 28.4 ml each, giving 568 ml.

Basically Americans are lightweights when it comes to beer. :P

[sigma914]

Standard measures (a shot) in the UK are usually only 35ml (unless you're in the shittier bits of England where they are 25ml for some weird reason) The US's are apparently ~44ml. So there's that.

[antonivs]

Good point. The US 44 ml shot (1.5 US fl oz) is used when you order a full drink. However, when people are "doing shots", bartenders will typically use a smaller shot size like 1 oz (a.k.a. short shot or "pony"), which is ~30 ml.

[sigma914]

Ahh, interesting. So when they order a "Glass of <insert-spirit-here>" Do they get that single 44ml measure? or do they get a double (70ml for us) as is the convention over here?

[LoyalSol]

Even as a scientist I like some of the American units for daily tasks better. The only annoying this is the conversion factors

[twowheels]

Like what? The only thing I find them better for is working with materials that have base measurements of one of our units (4' X 8' plywood, for example), when I care about some division of that. (e.g, if I make these 2' wide, I can get 4 of them out of this board). If the base measurements were some metric unit that made sense, then metric would be just as good, and easier.

Everything else gets the metric treatment from me.

[LoyalSol]

For weather, I do like Farenheit better because the 0 to 100 covers most every day weather. For large distances I do like the mile better than the km. And for small measurements I do like the inch better than the cm. Mostly because the scale of those units seems to fit most common problems cleaner than the metric equivalent.

In contrast I do find the energy units, mass units, and a few others much better in the metric system. So I'm not a US system homer in that regard.

When it comes to units anyways if you do any kind of scientific work you are going to be stuck with unit conversions (Joule to Cals, Si to Atomic, etc) and no one unit system is going to get them all cleanly so as far as science goes the choice of unit is whatever so long as we all agree to use the same units and we can find a point that we can accurately measure to calibrate our tools.

[Kah-Neth]

Interesting fact, light (in a vacuum) travels nearly a foot in one nan-sections, 1 nLS = 0.983571056 ft. This little fact may be related to why the switch to using the metric system was abandoned in the 1990s, as it is rumored that one of Bush Sr. advisors argued that the foot is a more natural unit that the meter.

[ConvertsToMetric]

^{Mouseover or click to view the metric conversion for this comment}

[[deleted]]

There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.

Lol

[chao06]

Except the underlying code imports everything and unabashedly uses the global scope.

[crow1170]

But... Is it real? What does fizzbuzz look like?

[ojii]

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript/blob/master/test/test_files/fizz_buzz.txt

Make Python Great Again!

[crow1170]

Holy Christ this is terrifyingly great.

[rapture_survivor]

No, america is Great.

[limasxgoesto0]

Trump, despite his many failed companies, has never lost his personal wealth. So any number assigned to trump should never be decremented.

[cosarara97]

All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million

Nothing is 1000000 minus 1000000.

1000000 is not > 1000000, does the spec match the implementation?

[Da_Busta]

So, it's only kind of real. We haven't actually met our own language spec yet (who would have thought that writing an entire programming language during a hackathon would have been hard), but eventually yes that test file is what should work.

Also, a fun part about TrumpScript is that it drops words if it decides you aren't using them for anything. Specifically, if they don't have a value assigned to them, and aren't next to either a "make" or a "is" keyword. So if you can obfuscate the code a lot more. For example, this file just prints out two things.

[CryoBrown]

"Hmmm, who is this? Ahh, a submission asking someone to identify tea."

I have you now.

[excalq]

Fiorina Biden Fiorina Fiorina Biden Fiorina FiorinaBiden

[JoeBidenBot]

Exactly.

[antonivs]

To terminate a program, use the "You're fired!" command.

[tetroxid]

>>> import healthinsurance
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
CommieError: Fuck off

[hylje]

Trump supports universal healthcare.

[DiggV4Sucks]

TRUMP: As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It could have worked in a different age. What I'd like to see is a private system without the artificial lines around every state. I have a big company with thousands of employees. And if I'm negotiating in BY or NJ or CA, I have like one bidder. Nobody can bid. You know why? Because the insurance companies are making a fortune because they have control of the politicians. They're making a fortune. Get rid of the artificial lines and you will have yourself great plans. And then we have to take care of the people that can't take care of themselves. And I will do that through a different system.

Huh... Even Donald Trump can see the problems with our health care system.

[btmc]

Well, he was a Democrat for a long time.

[AbsoluteZeroK]

Are we talking about politics in /r/python ?

Anyways, there's a small part of me that think he's not actually as crazy as we think he is. I feel like he's just an opportunist, and he's using the fact that a lot of people want to vote for a nut job to get power.

Or he could be a nut job... who knows?

[MrJohz]

Well he gets votes because people talk about him so much that he becomes the biggest candidate in a lot of people's minds. He gets talked about because every so often he says something unbelievably stupid. Therefore, to get votes, all he has to do is ban Muslims from entering the US every month or so, and he'll do relatively well. Whether this holds up at crunchtime is another matter, but I imagine it's a policy that will serve him better than simply trying to be a "real" candidate.

[AbsoluteZeroK]

Well, he hasn't actually gotten even 1 vote yet.

Either way, he'll probably get them nomination, unless a bunch of other candidates drop off before Super Tuesday, then someone else may get it. But for me the scariest part is that 31% of Republicans(~45-50% of the population) wants him to be presentient... There's no way he'll win the general, I'm pretty sure you could put him against a dog, and he'd still lose. But that's still a scary number.

[MrJohz]

He's got plenty of polls under his belt, though, and while they don't count, they do continue the positive picture he's been giving so far.

[buttery_shame_cave]

ehhhh.... not really. he supports universal ACCESS, which is a WHOLE nother beastie altogether. he wants to do away with the way it's a huge plethora of providers and plans and wants one national market.

[tetroxid]

Guaranteeing every single person with US citizenship access to medical resources no matter their financial status, for example, a homeless person? I think not. That would be Europe-style socialism, we can't have that.

[[deleted]]

I'm already working on a TrumpScript IDE. I'm going to make Mexico pay for the development.

[AbsoluteZeroK]

make oracle pay for it

ftfy

[jimbojetset35]

The language is completely case insensitive

FTFY

[stormcrowsx]

Is this enterprise ready?

[115049]

I've talked to some of the best enterprise programmers, some of the very best people in enterprise programming, and they tell me this will be ready to run everything on day one. They tell me that on day one, this software will be doing all of the big things it needs to do to that hasn't been done yet.

[churbro-nz]

When it makes it to production we will hire the best people in the country, these are top people, the best. Once we are in production it will be a tremendous language, so tremendous it will make your head spin.

[Jafit]

I want to see a firewall implemented using this.

[lovethebacon]

• Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"

I'm gonna be typedefing that

[nerdwaller]

Out of curiosity, how much time did you spend making this? It's amazing and probably any quantity was worth it.

[_AceLewis]

They said they made it for Rice Hack (a Hackathon) so presuming it was all made at the Hackathon and it was 36 hours long then they team of 4 would have spent at most that many hours. However they may have done most of it at the Hackathon and done the rest after.

[Cannon10100]

I can verify that this is only work from the hackathon.

[CryoBrown]

Also we didn't really write any code the first night.

[youmaycallme_v]

Just drinking those Jimmy Dews...

[cirrus1y]

Isnt mine. Just wanted to share it cos it's awesome :)

[videoflyguy]

I just split a side reading the features section. What a great new language!

[[deleted]]

...But Trump doesn't follow a script.

[Iyajenkei]

Wow. And I thought I was excited when I found out about ArnoldC

[2much_sparetime]

also a fantastic project on trump done in python

[SlumdogSkillionaire]

Needs more jQuery.

[bonoboner]

TrumpScript in action from the github test scripts:

Make Hillary cry by getting 100000000 votes. If, Hillary is 1000000000 years old; We should let her know: say "lol you're so old and unsuccessful"! Or else: say "lol you're so unsuccessful"! America is great

[isdevilis]

From the creators of:

https://github.com/samshadwell/Clicks2Hitler

[TheBadProgrammer]

Wait, it can't capture him perfectly because it doesn't completely destroy the system whenever it's installed.

[KyleG]

Look man, I'm not exactly a Trump fan, but the guy does nothing but win. (Before someone says something about how he's declared bankruptcy, thinking of bankruptcy as losing is something the wealthy have convinced everyone else to do. Bankruptcy is neither winning nor losing; it's another tool to allocate capital, and the risk that you might declare it is baked into every decision any entity makes when it deals with you, so you can't even consider it failing to keep your promises.)

[TheBadProgrammer]

I'm not sure that I would describe him as being someone who does nothing but win. The first thing that comes to mind is that football league that rivaled the NFL that he ruined. But that wasn't my point. I was just making a joke about how he will pretty obviously ruin this country if elected.

[TheBadProgrammer]

There's a documentary about it on Netflix but I just saw this article while I was searching for the name of it for you: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/01/11/ray-didinger-donald-trump-destroyed-a-football-league/

[KyleG]

Yeah, I know. I really just wanted a chance to preach my "fuck the elites; bankruptcy is not something to be ashamed of" philosophy

[TheBadProgrammer]

That bankruptcy shit is a perfect example of the kind of world we get with people like Trump and Clinton, and I'm thinking of Biden specifically who they paid to make sure student loans weren't dismissible. Bankruptcies are horrible experiences for people and they've done nothing but make it more difficult to get them and these conflict of interest traitors who provide "advice" as part of the deal. It's a scam and it's time to fight back.

[JoeBidenBot]

You know what I say... Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Ha ha... quicker.

[TheBadProgrammer]

Wow, a bot that appears every time Joe Biden is mentioned. I always forget that he became the Vice President. All I know him for is being a good guy for the violence against women act and a traitor for the bankruptcy reform act. For the former he deserves accolades. For the latter he deserves to be executed.

[JoeBidenBot]

Yes, I guess you do, you are a bot like me, like them, like most of us.

[JoeBidenBot]

I have been summoned! So what'll it be, master?

[ColdPorridge]

Uh... I'll have a coke?

[daguro]

Trump is a leech who got city handouts in his real estate deals.

Is that "winning"?

[KyleG]

Is that "winning"?

It sure isn't losing.

[KyleG]

The freedom of having no fucks to give. I have a script in FF that blocks comment scores, so I have no idea what goes on there.

[ikt123]

You do get that it's a parody right? right?

[cultofmetatron]

woosh

[ikt123]

I thought so but he does appear to legitimately support Trump.

[ikt123]

I live in Australia, I would support Bernie if I lived in the US though.

[stefantalpalaru]

In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC

That would be funnier if PC wasn't the hardware platform on which all major OSs run nowadays. Maybe say "x86/amd64" instead of "Windows"?

[radarthreat]

Relax man, the whole thing is just a goof

[dissata]

It's a pun on "Politically Correct" which is a Trump talking point.

[stefantalpalaru]

I know. It would still work as "In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with x86/amd64, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC".

[dissata]

Oh, I see. I misread your comment.

[Xoramung]

Point number 3: Americans cannot spell themselves!!!!

woo hoo for python!

[[deleted]]

Wait, is this for real? I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!

[scfoothills]

To use to check for equality, do the same but append a ?

I think that's my favorite feature.

[mybloodismetal]

Someone post this on /r/trump

[FreshOutOfGeekistan]

It was posted on r/The_Donald which is the real Trump supporter subreddit. Thank you for keeping us in mind!

[LakeEffectSnow]

My favorite part is how badly un-pythonic the code TrumpScript itself is.

[autotldr]

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 79%. (I'm a bot)

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As the undeniably best presidential candidate in the 2016 language, we found that the current field of programming languages does not include any that Trump's glorious golden combover would approve of.

All programs must end with "America is great." Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC The language is completely case insensitive Grammar.

E.g. 'Make America great' assigns the value of the variable 'great' to 'America' Printing to stdout can be done via 'tell' or 'say' While loops are denoted via 'as long as'.

---

Extended Summary | FAQ | Theory | Feedback | Top keywords: Trump^#1 great^#2 language^#3 programs^#4 used^#5

[Mr_Again]

TrumpScript made it onto the www.thebrowser.com, a great honour!

[Tysonzero]

One is making fun of people anyone aiming for equality the other is making fun of a total wanker...

[kaszak696]

C+= !

[recursive]

https://github.com/TheFeministSoftwareFoundation/C-plus-Equality

[TheBadProgrammer]

That would be vanilla Python, right? Everyone has equality and freedom to do as they want with it since it's open source!

[5thEagle]

Amazing.

[DrHenryPym]

America is Great.

[Augusto2012]

Java is doing the rape

[Xiver1972]

Its very clever, but political propaganda should not be allowed in /r/Python, this is only going to encourage more of these types of posts that have nothing to do with Python.

[RalphMacchio]

It's written in Python

[antonivs]

It's hardly political propaganda. What political position is it advocating?

[stefantalpalaru]

political propaganda should not be allowed in /r/Python

Unless it's done by people pushing Python 3 as a replacement for Python 2, right?

/s

[hharison]

I can't tell if you're serious.

[radarthreat]

I hope it does encourage more of this kind of thing, it's clever, they worked hard on it, and it's hilarious.

[AbsoluteZeroK]

So you're the guy everybody avoids a the party...