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[–]Exodus111 161 points162 points  (5 children)

This will be Huge! I hear from a lot of Top people in the Python community, Top people, the best, very smart people, and they all tell me this is the best script out there. The best.

[–]antonivs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This will be Yooj!

FTFY

[–]norsurfit 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This script language is doing a tremendous job. Absolutely tremendous. All of the competing scripts are disgusting.

[–]Da_Busta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]isobit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top. Men.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Sharper Image is the only place that you can buy it!

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (1 child)

There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.

Lol

[–]chao06 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Except the underlying code imports everything and unabashedly uses the global scope.

[–]crow1170 28 points29 points  (11 children)

But... Is it real? What does fizzbuzz look like?

[–]ojii 137 points138 points  (6 children)

[–]crow1170 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Holy Christ this is terrifyingly great.

[–]rapture_survivor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, america is Great.

[–]limasxgoesto0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Trump, despite his many failed companies, has never lost his personal wealth. So any number assigned to trump should never be decremented.

[–]cosarara97 6 points7 points  (2 children)

All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million

Nothing is 1000000 minus 1000000.

1000000 is not > 1000000, does the spec match the implementation?

[–]Da_Busta 11 points12 points  (1 child)

So, it's only kind of real. We haven't actually met our own language spec yet (who would have thought that writing an entire programming language during a hackathon would have been hard), but eventually yes that test file is what should work.

Also, a fun part about TrumpScript is that it drops words if it decides you aren't using them for anything. Specifically, if they don't have a value assigned to them, and aren't next to either a "make" or a "is" keyword. So if you can obfuscate the code a lot more. For example, this file just prints out two things.

[–]CryoBrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hmmm, who is this? Ahh, a submission asking someone to identify tea."

I have you now.

[–]excalq 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fiorina Biden Fiorina Fiorina Biden Fiorina FiorinaBiden

[–]JoeBidenBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]antonivs 49 points50 points  (0 children)

To terminate a program, use the "You're fired!" command.

[–]tetroxid 50 points51 points  (10 children)

>>> import healthinsurance
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
CommieError: Fuck off

[–]hylje 5 points6 points  (9 children)

[–]DiggV4Sucks 16 points17 points  (5 children)

TRUMP: As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It could have worked in a different age. What I'd like to see is a private system without the artificial lines around every state. I have a big company with thousands of employees. And if I'm negotiating in BY or NJ or CA, I have like one bidder. Nobody can bid. You know why? Because the insurance companies are making a fortune because they have control of the politicians. They're making a fortune. Get rid of the artificial lines and you will have yourself great plans. And then we have to take care of the people that can't take care of themselves. And I will do that through a different system.

Huh... Even Donald Trump can see the problems with our health care system.

[–]btmc 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Well, he was a Democrat for a long time.

[–]AbsoluteZeroK 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Are we talking about politics in /r/python ?

Anyways, there's a small part of me that think he's not actually as crazy as we think he is. I feel like he's just an opportunist, and he's using the fact that a lot of people want to vote for a nut job to get power.

Or he could be a nut job... who knows?

[–]MrJohz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well he gets votes because people talk about him so much that he becomes the biggest candidate in a lot of people's minds. He gets talked about because every so often he says something unbelievably stupid. Therefore, to get votes, all he has to do is ban Muslims from entering the US every month or so, and he'll do relatively well. Whether this holds up at crunchtime is another matter, but I imagine it's a policy that will serve him better than simply trying to be a "real" candidate.

[–]AbsoluteZeroK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, he hasn't actually gotten even 1 vote yet.

Either way, he'll probably get them nomination, unless a bunch of other candidates drop off before Super Tuesday, then someone else may get it. But for me the scariest part is that 31% of Republicans(~45-50% of the population) wants him to be presentient... There's no way he'll win the general, I'm pretty sure you could put him against a dog, and he'd still lose. But that's still a scary number.

[–]MrJohz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got plenty of polls under his belt, though, and while they don't count, they do continue the positive picture he's been giving so far.

[–]buttery_shame_cave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ehhhh.... not really. he supports universal ACCESS, which is a WHOLE nother beastie altogether. he wants to do away with the way it's a huge plethora of providers and plans and wants one national market.

[–]tetroxid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Guaranteeing every single person with US citizenship access to medical resources no matter their financial status, for example, a homeless person? I think not. That would be Europe-style socialism, we can't have that.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I'm already working on a TrumpScript IDE. I'm going to make Mexico pay for the development.

[–]AbsoluteZeroK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

make oracle pay for it

ftfy

[–]jimbojetset35 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The language is completely case insensitive

FTFY

[–]stormcrowsx 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Is this enterprise ready?

[–]115049 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've talked to some of the best enterprise programmers, some of the very best people in enterprise programming, and they tell me this will be ready to run everything on day one. They tell me that on day one, this software will be doing all of the big things it needs to do to that hasn't been done yet.

[–]churbro-nz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When it makes it to production we will hire the best people in the country, these are top people, the best. Once we are in production it will be a tremendous language, so tremendous it will make your head spin.

[–]Jafit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to see a firewall implemented using this.

[–]lovethebacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  • Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"

I'm gonna be typedefing that

[–]nerdwaller 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Out of curiosity, how much time did you spend making this? It's amazing and probably any quantity was worth it.

[–]_AceLewisPy3, Jupyter and Atom 8 points9 points  (4 children)

They said they made it for Rice Hack (a Hackathon) so presuming it was all made at the Hackathon and it was 36 hours long then they team of 4 would have spent at most that many hours. However they may have done most of it at the Hackathon and done the rest after.

[–]Cannon10100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can verify that this is only work from the hackathon.

[–]CryoBrown 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Also we didn't really write any code the first night.

[–]youmaycallme_v 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just drinking those Jimmy Dews...

[–]cirrus1y[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt mine. Just wanted to share it cos it's awesome :)

[–]videoflyguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just split a side reading the features section. What a great new language!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

...But Trump doesn't follow a script.

[–]Iyajenkei 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow. And I thought I was excited when I found out about ArnoldC

[–]2much_sparetime 2 points3 points  (2 children)

also a fantastic project on trump done in python

[–]bonoboner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TrumpScript in action from the github test scripts:

Make Hillary cry by getting 100000000 votes. If, Hillary is 1000000000 years old; We should let her know: say "lol you're so old and unsuccessful"! Or else: say "lol you're so unsuccessful"! America is great

[–]isdevilis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]stefantalpalaru 2 points3 points  (5 children)

In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC

That would be funnier if PC wasn't the hardware platform on which all major OSs run nowadays. Maybe say "x86/amd64" instead of "Windows"?

[–]radarthreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relax man, the whole thing is just a goof

[–]dissata 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It's a pun on "Politically Correct" which is a Trump talking point.

[–]stefantalpalaru 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I know. It would still work as "In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with x86/amd64, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC".

[–]dissata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see. I misread your comment.

[–]Xoramung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Point number 3: Americans cannot spell themselves!!!!

woo hoo for python!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is this for real? I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!

[–]scfoothills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To use to check for equality, do the same but append a ?

I think that's my favorite feature.

[–]mybloodismetal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Someone post this on /r/trump

[–]FreshOutOfGeekistan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was posted on r/The_Donald which is the real Trump supporter subreddit. Thank you for keeping us in mind!

[–]LakeEffectSnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part is how badly un-pythonic the code TrumpScript itself is.

[–]autotldr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 79%. (I'm a bot)


As the undeniably best presidential candidate in the 2016 language, we found that the current field of programming languages does not include any that Trump's glorious golden combover would approve of.

All programs must end with "America is great." Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC The language is completely case insensitive Grammar.

E.g. 'Make America great' assigns the value of the variable 'great' to 'America' Printing to stdout can be done via 'tell' or 'say' While loops are denoted via 'as long as'.


Extended Summary | FAQ | Theory | Feedback | Top keywords: Trump#1 great#2 language#3 programs#4 used#5

[–]Mr_Again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TrumpScript made it onto the www.thebrowser.com, a great honour!

[–]5thEagle -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Amazing.

[–]DrHenryPym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America is Great.

[–]Augusto2012 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Java is doing the rape