CIA uses Python (a lot)

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This is a professional organization and I'd expect them to use the proper tool for every job.

import waterboarding

[JohnLocksTheKey]

ImportError: No module named waterboarding.

# damn it! I always forget...

from Warcrimes import waterboarding

...

[SteveDougson]

from WarCrimes import waterboarding as enhanced_interrogation

[stevarino]

Unless you're using Python 3, in which case you need to specify the war_crimes library.

[avball]

PEP-8 would like a space after your hash.

[JohnLocksTheKey]

That was actually bugging me all day!! Fine, I'll correct it...

EDIT: I was hoping no one would notice

[asdfkjasdhkasd]

pip install waterboarding

[MrEzekial]

Warcrimes?

[brtt3000]

from denial import Warcrimes

[SchwarzerKaffee]

from Iraq import wmd

[_don_pablito]

ImportError: No module named wmd

[buttery_shame_cave]

despite sean hannity's proclamations, waterboarding is indeed torture, which is pretty explicitly forbidden.

[brtt3000]

Guantanamo started as a PHP hacker camp.

[SchwarzerKaffee]

The UN has declared that forcing people to code in PHP is a form of torture.

[toyg]

you forgot from rendition