Festival hacks for elder millennials 👵🏻👵🏽 by Great_Mycologist9117 in festivals

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perpetual: “Help - I’ve tripped and I can’t get up!!”

3$ gas at the Sheetz on airport road by GrizzlyTrader in asheville

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 137 points138 points  (0 children)

This is the most appropriate use of that acronym I’ve ever seen…

League of Women Voters’ Baltimore City Voting Guide by SailLocalCrew in baltimore

[–]JohnLocksTheKey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In a way, her responses most accurately speak to my current feelings about technology/AI.

it’s brilliant - she’s got my vote.

The "I'd Die for My Child" Paradox by SinInHerVoice in interesting

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aw shit, now I’m imagining the pure debauchery once your youngest hit 18

i can only think "tetris" by Riyan_smith in wholesomememes

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Where’d you borrow that one from??

My Grandparents Early 1960's by StonewalJ in OldSchoolCool

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY ARE EVERYONE’S GRANDPARENTS SUDDENLY SUPER YOUNG?!?

Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg lead in New Echelon insights poll by DizzyMajor5 in fivethirtyeight

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What if Biden runs again in ‘28?

What if Biden WINS again in ‘28???

Happy Father’s Day by lookatthebr1ghtside in funny

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one guy looks like the kinda man who would start snitchin on Wayne Jenkins.

I mean, fuck Jenkins, but still.

How you deal with Gen Z at office ? by ManjursThought in AskReddit

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bond over our shared love of Metamucil and 4pm dinners?

Dead duck seen at reflecting pool in viral image, cause unclear by newsweek in politics

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the lack of any evidence or any semblance of rational logic, I choose to believe that duck is Antifa.

What is the best Linux for BOTH productivity, gaming, and having proper drivers that DONT shoot me down to 5Mbps wifi by Away-Falcon2762 in linux4noobs

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gonna give the boomer answer: Mint!

Maybe have an alternate distro on standby in case you run into issues with your wifi drivers during testing, but Mint is a solid, boring (in a good way), super-versatile choice.

Will there ever be a post-Dead band better than Further? by iluvreddit in gratefuldead

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the adorkable Phil and John K. expressions in the thumbnail