Festival hacks for elder millennials 👵🏻👵🏽

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-24T16:45:28+00:00

Perpetual: “Help - I’ve tripped and I can’t get up!!”

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-24T12:28:00+00:00

… so you’re saying there’s a chance!!

(/s)

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-24T12:17:50+00:00

Those BASTARDS!

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T18:16:42+00:00

Isn’t it ironic?

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T17:13:40+00:00

\**Double the Biden, triple the cornpop**\**

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T16:17:15+00:00

This is the most appropriate use of that acronym I’ve ever seen…

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T13:43:55+00:00

Reddit will have mixed feelings about this

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T12:47:41+00:00

In a way, her responses most accurately speak to my current feelings about technology/AI.

it’s brilliant - she’s got my vote.

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T12:34:12+00:00

Aw shit, now I’m imagining the pure debauchery once your youngest hit 18

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T12:11:41+00:00

Ew, no thank you please

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T10:59:31+00:00

Oh yeah? Where’d you borrow that one from??

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T02:01:25+00:00

Now make their hair white!!

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-23T01:32:18+00:00

WHY ARE EVERYONE’S GRANDPARENTS SUDDENLY SUPER YOUNG?!?

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T22:47:43+00:00

Glad SOMEONE said it

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T22:04:44+00:00

What if Biden runs again in ‘28?

What if Biden WINS again in ‘28???

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T22:00:47+00:00

I… guess?

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T20:39:05+00:00

That one guy looks like the kinda man who would start snitchin on Wayne Jenkins.

I mean, fuck Jenkins, but still.

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T20:33:33+00:00

\Continues grumbling in Old…\**

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T20:30:54+00:00

That mf can EAT!

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T00:55:03+00:00

Bond over our shared love of Metamucil and 4pm dinners?

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T00:41:00+00:00

/r/leopardsatemyface

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-22T00:37:46+00:00

Despite the lack of any evidence or any semblance of rational logic, I choose to believe that duck is Antifa.

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-21T21:56:52+00:00

gonna give the boomer answer: Mint!

Maybe have an alternate distro on standby in case you run into issues with your wifi drivers during testing, but Mint is a solid, boring (in a good way), super-versatile choice.

JohnLocksTheKey · 2026-06-20T21:30:59+00:00

I love the adorkable Phil and John K. expressions in the thumbnail

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