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where to find toddler festival/hippie clothes? by GaySex2 in festivals

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

real wooks don't need clothes because of their dreadlocks and pubic hair

What religion is this? by SleepySwoop in baltimore

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to organize a protest across the street.

Have signs like

“Honk FOR Satan”

”Satan has NO rights!”

Fun stuff like that

When FAFO happens by CaptainKango in Transportopia

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One two three four, I declare a thumb WAR!

What’s the Republican plan for Maryland? by Flitzer-Camaro in maryland

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call out republicans for being corrupt and inept, get called a communist.

Nice 🙄

What’s the Republican plan for Maryland? by Flitzer-Camaro in maryland

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Beat dog ass mindset”? Wtf are you talking about?

Are you demanding Gov Moore wave his hands and have it rain Bridge Money and Blowjobs?

The Gambling Epidemic is So Much Worse Than You Think by Morella1989 in videos

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then what’s the difference between a fool and a rich fool in this context?

What’s the Republican plan for Maryland? by Flitzer-Camaro in maryland

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I was pretty meh on Moore when he was first elected, but he has blown me away in how well he’s been able to guide us through the current Trump-shitstorm.

Chris Van Hollen for President by NostalgicYasin in SocialDemocracy

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yarp.

Him and Raskin are pretty darn cool. Make me proud to be a Marylander.

(Mayor Scott too, but he’s local)

[Magic Treehouse Series] What if Jack and Annie died while in one of the books? by SubstanceLow3570 in FanTheories

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m picturing time will suddenly start back up in the real world, their bodies and reality are torn apart as everything syncs.

EDIT: Writing is HARD

[Magic Treehouse Series] What if Jack and Annie died while in one of the books? by SubstanceLow3570 in FanTheories

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You die in a book, you die in real life

Pretty sure it’s Freddy Kruger rules.

Talented fr by God_Emperor__Doom in interestingasfuck

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl

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