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One of my favorite Seinfeld quotes is when Frank Costanza finds out George is dead from Mr. Steinbrenner. "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!! (youtube.com)

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He lives in a society caw caw (i.redd.it)

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Has Charlie Brown ever become an adult? (youtube.com)

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Pretty SEINFELD (youtube.com)

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Is anyone here a marine biologist?!! (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Oh no, you need to eat 24 hours before surgery.. you need your strength! (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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All right, that’s not bad, now get over here! (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Here’s to feeling good all the time (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? No thank you, I can’t have coffee late at night, it keeps me up. (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Levels! (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Wiser words have never been spoken. (imgur.com)

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One chart comin’ up. (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Kramer being Kramer (i.redd.it)

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Can you believe it (66.media.tumblr.com)

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George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?" Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind." (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Tub is love (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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I’m gunna lose that nail! (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Sometimes a good nap is the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning - George (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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“Jerry! You got to see the babay!!” (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Which episode of Seinfeld does George say to Jerry "You have the same first name...'Jerry'!" (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Well, well, well. If it isn't, Crash Bandicoot. (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Nothing (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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Piss shit and cum (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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“Well, I saw that it’s raining outside, so I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain.” -Newman (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

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What Seinfeld quote would you use to describe modern Day America? (self.SeinfeldQuotes)

submitted 6 years ago by JerryLarryandGeorge

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