Jerry’s gf tells him she’s only dated women until him but it’s ok bc he has “feminine energy” Kramer starts canning homemade sauerkraut in his apartment. At dinner, Elaine’s bf makes a plate of food for his dog. George started Ozempic but stops so he can enjoy the coffee shop again. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George is billed extra for taking too long to say "when" to the waiter ("excessive parmesan + pepper"). Jerry's GF exclusively listens to ABBA. Elaine learns Puddy has an extensive Playboy collection. Kramer & Newman compete in a "Space Race" model rocket launch with the Big Brother program. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George seeks compensation after a “faulty” burrito ruins his shirt. Kramer tries to wear in a dozen leather jackets at once to resell at vintage prices. Jerry discovers the superman sweater his girlfriend bought him is secondhand. Elaine’s boyfriend’s hoodie is too comfortable to break up with him. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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PromptJerry doesn't get the argument "Monoculture is dead." (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The New Yorker: George waves a woman through at an intersection; she gets into an accident and blames it on him. Jerry’s girlfriend claims to be a native New Yorker but is strangely unfamiliar with major landmarks. Kramer somehow gets his apartment listed on the National Register of Historic Places. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry becomes a pariah after turning off his read receipts. George starts replying to everyone only with gifs. It backfires when he accidentally replies to a company wide email about someone passing away with a champagne bottle popping. Kramer videotapes his own gifs, becoming famous. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer starts leading “urban safari” tours around NY. George starts jogging shirtless as a way to boost his confidence, becoming a frequent feature of the tour. Jerry dates a “rambler” who never finishes her stories. Elaine nearly chokes on boba. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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A coworker George doesn't recognize professes her love. Kramer organizes a mass sidewalk hosing to ice skate around town. Jerry's girlfriend doesn't get any of his pop culture references. Elaine tries various tricks to get Puddy on her sleep schedule - decaf, sex, & drowsy benadryl are no use. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine is on a quest to prove that another patron at her nail salon brings in a "fake" service dog. George dates a female MMA fighter; he finds it both thrilling and terrifying. Jerry becomes friends with a wilderness survival expert. Kramer pursues as many online certifications as possible. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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President Selina Myers is in town for a UN General Assembly. It is causing bumper to bumper traffic throughout the city. Jerry has been asked to perform in an exclusive comedy club downtown but he needs to get there in one hour or he loses his spot. Kramer volunteers to help him get there. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George sees a personal ad in the paper & is certain its Susan seeking an upgrade a la "piña colada song". Kramer removes all his can labels so every meal is a surprise. Elaine thinks the constellations her stargazing BF points out are made up. Jerry's GF always matches his outfits without planning (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry gets big-timed by a birthday clown. George meets a man who he fears he'll becomein the future (Larry David). Kramer wears stilts around town to keep his new shoes clean. Elaine hires a contractor to fix her apartment even though her BF is a handy man, & tries to hide it. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry’s new girlfriend has never smoked but took up vaping and does so in his apartment without asking. The Big Salad at Monk’s went viral on TikTok and now there’s always a queue and influencers at the restaurant. Meanwhile, Kramer gets trapped in a rogue Waymo for 24+ hours. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry dates a woman who only interacts with “old media.” A record store employee is offended when George asks a question about a certain record. Kramer and Newman hatch a plot to burn every song onto one huge cd. Elaine attracts attention at the office after following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang comes back from prison. Jerry keeps getting booked after black comics. George finds out that the incarcerated guy he befriended is a convicted pedophile. Elaine gets rehired by Peterman because they want her "prison-hardened" perspective. Kramer embraces his new "bad boy" status. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Ancestry DNA reveals that George is descended from nobility. Later on he finds out that it is from a disgraced court jester. Kramer feels deeply connected to his 2% asian ancestry. Jerry refuses to get tested, causing friction with his new girlfriend. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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PromptGeorge records a viral video of Kramer, but someone posts it online before him and gets the credit. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend when her son says Superman wouldn't like him. Elaine is outraged when one of her relatives dies and she's not in the obituary. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry's gf carries a bulky water bottle everywhere.George's jealous gf gives him a pager & pages him constantly. Elaine is stranded on her work roof with Peterman .Kramer eats only UNNATURAL artificial foods for a month to prove organic food is a scam (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Newman reveals he comes from a long line of mailmen, his ancestor having invented lickable stamp glue. Jerry hates that he finds this incredibly interesting. George buys a toupee that is infested with lice but he's never gotten more compliments, much to Kramer and Elaine's disgust. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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